My large hair and I have a date tonight. With a whole new boy. I will let you know if (a) I am killed on said date and (3) if I like him remotely. I don't mean if I like him from far away. BAH!
In the meantime, I must get up off this chair and get ready for work. I am late posting today because Roger wanted to eat Edsel's food and it was a whole thing. In the end, Roger won.
I do have a Pieces of Wisdom question today, however. You know how I like to keep a precise schedule and never waver from it. But someone brought up V05 the other day in the comments, and my grandmother always used V05. I think it's to calm down your hair. I totally need V05000.
Anyway, she was brand loyal, my grandmother. You always saw Pond's Cold Cream, Secret deodorant, Blue Grass perfume, watermelon-colored lipstick and that V05 in her bathroom.
Also a tiny comb that I have no idea how she used. I mean, is that what she combed her HAIR with? It must have taken an hour and 45 minutes to comb her hair with that Lilliputian thing.
At any rate, that is my query for today. Are you brand loyal? I am so not. I always think the next wonderful thing is just around the corner and I always buy it and go "eh." And also when I FIND a wonderful thing, like Illegal Lengths mascara, they discontinue it. Bastards.
I had a friend who once told me "they" were the Van Pattens. Whenever you say, "they," that's who we all meant. But since none of us go around thinking about Dick Van Patten and that cute feathered-haired son of his who used to play tennis with Farrah Fawcett—
Had he even DONE anything other than feather his hair?
Anyway, since we never think about the Van Pattens anymore, I think "they" is now the Kardashians.
Oh! And while I'm on the topic of deep celebrities, did anyone else watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night? If they keep showing that chubby, obnoxious woman with the $25,000 sunglasses, Ima stop watching. I do not tune in to that show to watch unattractive people who could be you and me other than the money.
Not that any of you are chubby or unattractive. I LOVE what you're wearing today.
So anyway, brand loyalty. Do you have it? If so, for what? Makeup, cleaning supplies, cars, Manx cats? Tell all.
I am brand loyal to Vince Van Patten. Really, he looks like every guy from my high school who could be found lighting a fattie out back before fifth hour.
Okay, tell me.