June’s torrid love life

So, when I told y'all all that Daniel Boone and I were friends, I honest-to-coonskin meant it. We really were. Then I noticed that if I met anyone else, I would think, Yeah, you're okay. But you're no Daniel Boone.

Then I noticed if he told me about women he was dating, it made me want to set myself on fire and barf and hang myself in rapid succession, which makes no sense because the rope would catch fire and also wouldn't I be barfing on it? but there you go.

Dick Whitman is forever telling me about his bevy of women and I find it riveting and entertaining. So I knew something was up.

I like how it takes me 48 years to catch on.

Anyway, I discussed it with Daniel Boone, who I was certain would not be into me, and it turns out I was wrong about that, too, and what I like about myself is my quick and insightful mind.

So, we are giving it a try. This seeing-each-other thing. And if it doesn't work and we can't be friends after, I will never smile again because I love being friends with Daniel Boone. What I like about myself is my lack of drama.

Tomorrow we are introducing our dogs. He has a chocolate Lab. Soon he will have a dead chocolate Lab. Soon I will have a nervous Edsel.

Edswhy eds got to meet new people, mom? edsul mizzanthrope.

So there you go. Oh! And I am forcing him to take me to the fair Saturday. If you have read this blog a long time you will recall I always go to the fair. Now I have to make up another sentence so I can link to a different fair post.

What I like about myself is my subtlety.

I must go now so I can Wen my hair, which by the way I am not so impressed with. I think I have the same old George Washngton hair. The penny called…

229 thoughts on “June’s torrid love life

  1. Sadie's hand is raised. Either that or I'll have to write Barry Gibb 100 times until I remember he is a singular Gibb. says:

    All in favor of the Gibb family changing their name to Gibbs so we don’t get yelled at by June, raise their hands.

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  2. Sadie's hand is raised. Either that or I'll have to write Barry Gibb 100 times until I remember he is a singular Gibb. says:

    All in favor of the Gibb family changing their name to Gibbs so we don’t get yelled at by June, raise their hands.

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  3. Sadie's hand is raised. Either that or I'll have to write Barry Gibb 100 times until I remember he is a singular Gibb. says:

    All in favor of the Gibb family changing their name to Gibbs so we don’t get yelled at by June, raise their hands.

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  4. I must have one heck of a spam filter or all y’all are pulling my leg. Iffin y’all are pulling my leg would you please do them both at the same time? Don’t want to be crooked and all. Thank you kindly.
    Sent from my happy place

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  5. Okay – I have to say it, with sound effects courtesy of The Steve Miller Band, “moooooreeese”, wooooot, wooooo! Can you hear it? Just say yes. My fragile ego can’t stand a no. Hee!
    Hulk – “how you doin?!”

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  6. Congratulations, Anita! Your photos are always fabulous.
    Thank you, Amy in Central MD. I always watch hotty Gibbs on NCIS.

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  7. Congratulations, Anita! Your photos are always fabulous.
    Thank you, Amy in Central MD. I always watch hotty Gibbs on NCIS.

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  8. Congratulations, Anita! Your photos are always fabulous.
    Thank you, Amy in Central MD. I always watch hotty Gibbs on NCIS.

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  9. Leroy Jethro’s still got it- Yum!
    Love the entire NCIS crew, especially Ducky and Abby-
    Did anyone else think the actor/ex boyfriend in real life, who played Abby’s brother, looked just a little TOO freakishly like her?
    Like doing your twin brother?
    GAAK!!
    It does look like it’s going to be an interesting story line, though-
    GOOD LUCK, ANITA!!

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  10. Ooh glad you and DB are giving things a go, so happy for you!
    So glad we only have the queen on all our coins. Learning who’s on what seems to me to be a genuine waste of brain space.

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  11. Hi, Nithya. Good to hear from both you and Sitting this one out, JoAnn.
    Pamela SS#2, hope you are enjoying yourself in our fair city. Looking forward to your impressions of southern hospitality.

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  12. Hello? It’s Saturday. And there’s no new post. I know you have a hot date or something like that. But jeez loueez, it’s like we mean nothing to you now. Sniffle.

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  13. I think today is Fair Day.
    Pam SS, you couldn’t have picked a better time to be in ATL. The weather is perfect here today, 80 degrees, no humidity, sky bright blue and a slight breeze.

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  14. Cheers Sadie. I love that I’ve been away for ages, caught up on the Pie as quickly as possible and I’m still grumpy that the two hours of reading I’ve done isn’t enough, why hasn’t June posted today? I blame the cliffhanger. I want to hear how the dog introductions went!

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  15. Fair day, schmair day. Hurry up, June. I have to leave for an chalk drawing event at the church. (I know nothing says you’re 80 like attending a chalk drawing).

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  16. Holy cow, I leave for two days to get to Singapore and June falls in love?I can’t leave this blog for three minutes without something major going on. I leave for Indonesia tomorrow, undoubtedly I’ll get there, pull up the blog, and find out June is pregnant!

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  17. Amish Annie, when I saw your comment, I thought you meant Crap, Missouri and I wondered why anyone would want to live in a town named Crap.

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  18. Anita, I’m so glad I am not the only one with such an exciting life.
    Hulk. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I’ll see if I can 5-finger some chalk. This guy is an artist and he draws while he basically gives a sermon/testimony. I honestly am not really sure; I am on fellowship committee (oh my gosh that made me sound 93 where all the women are a good 20 years older than I am but? I love it just the same) and we are serving homemade pie and ice cream. I am in charge of the ice water (yes, I know, you wonder how I do it all).

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  19. 5. Ah the old cake walk things at the school fairs. Those rocked but only if you were one of the lucky winners.
    ii. Doesn’t DB have kids?
    A. Does this new relationship status with DB mean there will be no more virtual flag football games?

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  20. Sadie…Crap, Mo. Now that’s funny 🙂
    Next time there’s a sign-up sheet going around, I’m SO signing up for the ice water duty.

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  21. Where the EFF is June?
    Two whole days and no post? This is unprecedented.
    I’m not sure about this whole “relationship” thing. It’s totally interfering in my ability to giggle at our Junie’s blog.
    hmm.
    What say you faithful readers?

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  22. Dear June-
    We know you’re in a swoon,
    Because of Daniel Boone-
    But PLEASE come back soon-
    Before noon- or the next full moon-
    Or we’ll all be raving loons-
    All together now-
    JUNE- JUNE- JUUUUNE!!!

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  23. Faithful reader, sometimes lurker coming out of the woodwork here–after 48 hrs you can report a person missing to the police, right? June where are you?

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  24. Remember how June used to complain that no one would read or comment on the weekend? And now this?
    Perhaps they ran away together to join the circus/fair?

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  25. I’m worried. This could be bad. The dogs could have torn into each other, then turned on their people. Maimed June and Boone.
    Or…it could be good. Maybe it went so well that they decided to move in together.
    Whatever…seems things are busy at the Pie household. But I’m with Pal, I don’t like this relationship if it keeps our June away…
    POUTING

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