Roger meets with an untimely end. A drama in 86 parts.

WewaitEDSEL: I bord.

TALLULAH: Me two. Let do thing where we bug mom. Let moan at her and paw at her and staaar at her till she make us go in room, then she hide treetz for uz to fynd.

EDSEL: Okaaa!

MomgettreeetTALLULAH: Okay. We hiding in room. Theenk mom is getting treeetz for us? Theenk she hiding them on us for us to find?

EDSEL: Yeah. I theenk she is. Hope she can find dog treetz in her cupboards. She got lots of fud in der.

HydetreetEDSEL: Where you theenk she hiding treetz at? Where she hiding them at, Talu? You know where she hiding treetz?

TALLULAH: I not telling you. You eat dem all, fat azz.

LetgoTALLULAH and EDSEL: Go find treetz!!

LufyndTALLULAH: Lu fynd one! It on table. God, MOM. Dat easy.

WhereatEDSEL: Edsul not find.

EdsfeelgudEDSEL: Oww! Edsul find treet under Jaymes Brown. Edsul feel good. Good God. Take to brigge. Hot tub!

ShelfyedselEDSEL: Fownd treet on shelf! Or else Edzul ate niknak! Not sure. Don't care.

ButtzEDSEL and TALLULAH: Treet under chaar! Treet under chaar!

RogurbraveROGER: Rodgur have treet too?

BOWWOWOWWOWOWOWOW! rrrrrWOWOWOWWOWOWWW!

The end.

 

151 thoughts on “Roger meets with an untimely end. A drama in 86 parts.

  1. Coffee with Half & Half and Equal.
    Coke One
    Or you could just cut everything you are serving in half.
    Well, now I’m all sad. Good going, there, JUNE.

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  2. Or to cheer Paula up, we could add a different, happier twist.
    Everything should be caffeine FREE, sugar FREE, and catered so it’s trouble FREE and worry FREE.

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  3. Is there a divorce in the works? Are y’all just separated?
    I am thinking the Roger De-Balling Party is going to happen first.
    Wait, Is Anderson Cooper getting his lopped off at the same time? Two for the price of one? A bogo event, like at Payless?

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  4. You can’t get the ring back when you’re divorced. You can, however, get the ring back if you are only engaged.

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  5. I got the ring back and want to sell it…some nice bling…she gave it to me, said “I’m unworthy”… I did find her diary where she described her menage et trois (she mis-spelled it), with her boss and his roommate….

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  6. I got the ring back and want to sell it…some nice bling…she gave it to me, said “I’m unworthy”… I did find her diary where she described her menage et trois (she mis-spelled it), with her boss and his roommate….

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  7. I got the ring back and want to sell it…some nice bling…she gave it to me, said “I’m unworthy”… I did find her diary where she described her menage et trois (she mis-spelled it), with her boss and his roommate….

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  8. I like Paula’s tossing the jus idea.
    Dear June,
    I don’t know why you know those lyrics like you do.
    I don’t know why, you just do.
    Amazedly,
    Letha

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  9. It was the SAME ring to the SAME guy. Nope, I’m not fickle. I just became tired of broken promises.

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  10. Squirrel smoothie-
    June’s Divorce Party and Dump cake-
    Sadie locked in the supply closet-wondering who won the walker races-
    Letha’s shiksa-bobs-
    I’ve been SCREAMING like a loon for the last half hour-
    WAS a bit disappointed Tammy Whine-ette’s DEE- AH-VEE- OWE-ARR- CEE -EEE wasn’t on the songs list-
    Furry- Congrats on your great night!

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  11. Cosmo’s…
    That stinks. Yeah. Stupid speller…
    Just curious…What was her number?
    Um…so I can delete it off my phone. So she isn’t calling me all the time asking about you…namaste bitch. Whatever…

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  12. June you are southern now so you really need to dredge your squirell in seasoned flour and fry it! Actually my uncle used to hunt them and make my aunt fry it up for him. Gross.
    In other business, after reading Lisa Pie’s blog today, I am going to start the fashion trend of wearing gloves. I think I will keep latex ones in my purse for when I have to use a public restroom, if I can’t get back home, and then regular cotton ones for when people insist on shaking hands(which I’ve never been too keen on).

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