June rambles

I'm done with my statistics proofreading work! Wooooo! Bring on the cash!

I did what any hard-partying gal such as myself would do after two weeks of working like a scullery maid. Tall Boy and I stampeded to Winston-Salem to see a movie.

Ceeeeelebrate good times, come on!

There is this pretentious art theater in Winston called Apeture, and if you are into that sort of thing, aka not Hulk, I highly recommend it. We saw a movie about some young girl who was screwed up. She was really hot and sometimes she was naked.

Have I ever told you about how Tall Boy gets the most enormous bags of popcorn available to mankind? Seriously, a crane needed to be brought in to lift that thing. It must be nice to be nine feet tall and be able to eat quantities unimaginable to normally heighted people. Honestly. He will eat with gusto 96 pieces of pizza to every one I have. And he is not remotely fat. It is fascinating.

I wonder if I could get stretched somewhere. Like when a shoe is too tight.

When we were done with the girl-who-was-screwed-up movie (she never got better. It was an art film. People don't get better.), we came back here and watched Tallulah hump Roger. Tallulah. Ruining a mood since 2007.

It's almost Tallulah's birthday, by the way. She will be four! Remember when she was just a pup?

PullHere she is ruining a package the Nester made me.

Now she is a big adult who is over it.

100_0338why rooin pakige? something in it for lu? goin to nap now.

I don't know what we're doing for her birthday. I was thinking maybe Chuck E. Cheese. I'm sure that would go over well. Especially if I brought that rocket scientist Edsel along. What traumatized children?

Maybe I'll just have a few dogs over and hire a magician.

Do people even do that anymore for kids' birthdays or does everyone have a big production for their kids like they do on Real Housewives? The last time I was at a birthday party for a child was probably my cousin's birthday when she was 12. She is 35 now. As I recall, there was cake and all my uncles sat around out-funnying each other. Then someone suggested we go to the cemetery.

Ending a family get-together with a drive to the cemetery is big in my family. We are kind of like an art film. If we don't do that, we get ice cream. What they should do is open an ice cream stand in the cemetery. I come from Catholic people. My home town could stand to make a fortune.

Okay, I have to go. It is my boss's boss's birthday and he is a very cool guy, so we decided to surprise him with doughnuts and guess who lives closest to the doughnut store? Guess who has never brought doughnuts despite her obscene proximity to said store? Guess who sucks? So it's me and some long pink boxes today walking into the building.

Maybe after we'll all go to the cemetery.


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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

131 thoughts on “June rambles”

  1. Pamela, you will of course have to top the cruises with cars on the kids’ 18th birthdays. Keep your Orpah voice tuned up!

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  2. Hah! NO CARS! I refuse to buy them cars! No one bought me a damn car! THAT they will have to work for. B
    Besides, I told them they cannot have driver’s licenses until they are 19!

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  3. Hah! NO CARS! I refuse to buy them cars! No one bought me a damn car! THAT they will have to work for. B
    Besides, I told them they cannot have driver’s licenses until they are 19!

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  4. Hah! NO CARS! I refuse to buy them cars! No one bought me a damn car! THAT they will have to work for. B
    Besides, I told them they cannot have driver’s licenses until they are 19!

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  5. Lu is 4???!!!! I remember when you got her in Tinytown. I can’t believe that much time has passed. Happy soon-to-be birthday, Talullah Blueberry Gardens. (Wasn’t that her middle name?)

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  6. Well! It’s my birthday too and I didn’t get doughnuts or cake, but we did eat at one of our favorite places, the OK Cafe in Buckhead and Hubby took me shopping. It has been a fun day.

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  7. Happy birthday, Tee! May you have many more.

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  8. We had birthday doughnuts today at work and oh my they were delicious. You could taste the deep fried slightly crunchy bottom and the chocolate frosting with Christmas sprinkles on top. Happy birthday Lu and thank you for the joy you bring us and your mamma. 10 years ago tomorrow I adopted my cat, Hailey. We will celebrate by not going to Chuckee Cheese and have a can of Fancy Feast instead.

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  9. ok, Ima enjoyinga mosta everthinga, but somebody signed me up for bra ads… full size, half size, comfort fit, stretchy, sexy and demure…..I can totally get into mens underwear ads, like the Aussibum… but Ima nota thata biga into-a the booba holdersa…
    How does that starta?

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  10. ok, Ima enjoyinga mosta everthinga, but somebody signed me up for bra ads… full size, half size, comfort fit, stretchy, sexy and demure…..I can totally get into mens underwear ads, like the Aussibum… but Ima nota thata biga into-a the booba holdersa…
    How does that starta?

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  11. ok, Ima enjoyinga mosta everthinga, but somebody signed me up for bra ads… full size, half size, comfort fit, stretchy, sexy and demure…..I can totally get into mens underwear ads, like the Aussibum… but Ima nota thata biga into-a the booba holdersa…
    How does that starta?

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  12. Yay, Paula! Justin and Mila are great, and the supporting actors (especially Patricia Clarkson)are really good too. This is a buyer for me.

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  13. Was curious about “FWB.” Love me some JT and Mila is cute!
    Happy Birthday Tee! Wish I had made it out to OK Cafe when I was in Atlanta…it was on the list. Sounds like you had a great day!
    JB…the perks of being my kid are great…but, oh, do they pay! I am a task master with unreasonably high expectations, I yell on cue and I nag daily. The only thing I don’t do is spank…and that is only because I have too much to lose and am afraid of prison.

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  14. Was curious about “FWB.” Love me some JT and Mila is cute!
    Happy Birthday Tee! Wish I had made it out to OK Cafe when I was in Atlanta…it was on the list. Sounds like you had a great day!
    JB…the perks of being my kid are great…but, oh, do they pay! I am a task master with unreasonably high expectations, I yell on cue and I nag daily. The only thing I don’t do is spank…and that is only because I have too much to lose and am afraid of prison.

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  15. Was curious about “FWB.” Love me some JT and Mila is cute!
    Happy Birthday Tee! Wish I had made it out to OK Cafe when I was in Atlanta…it was on the list. Sounds like you had a great day!
    JB…the perks of being my kid are great…but, oh, do they pay! I am a task master with unreasonably high expectations, I yell on cue and I nag daily. The only thing I don’t do is spank…and that is only because I have too much to lose and am afraid of prison.

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  16. Only Paula could jump right in with a funny about mliver. And I know you’ve been busy June, I was just yanking your chain, pulling your leg, riling your ruffles – you know. Ima in no hurry for the pictoral. Or pectorals. Or whatever.

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  17. Why, yes, I do realize I’m a few days late and lots of dollars short, but my caption for Roger is, “Why yes, I am peeing in the corner of this drawer as boy cats are wont to do.”
    And then I would add, “And, yes, it will leak and seep into all the seams forcing you to replace the entire drawer. You are welcome.”

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