June writes for four minutes

I have to go to work at old place not last place but place before that (OPNLPBPBT). I have to rush. So I will blog for the four minutes it takes before my french press makes coffee.

A. Tallulah opened and ate an entire bag of jalapeno Cheetos last night. She is a dick. I know I should not even own such a thing but it looked good.

2. Watched old episodes of Entourage last night and it made me miss LA. Because I spent so many days in LA at the hottest clubs and banging starlets.

vii. If Marvin reads this post he's gonna be annoyed I never let on about the starlets.

5. Am excited to see old coworkers today and glad it's the casual-ist place alive, clotheswise.

(b). After, Dick Whitman and I are supposed to go to a film fesival but if I don't hurry I won't get the dogs to daycare and I won't be able to go at all.

Sad
**. Yesterday I worked out and then immediately went to Taco Bell after.

(i.e.,). I think girl time is on its way.

XX. Hi, Hulk.

86 thoughts on “June writes for four minutes

  1. Hulk (If you guys did a Tracy Chapman workout, would you feel like killing yourselves at the end? Like you do after listening to one of her songs?) says:

    I’ve seen OJ in person…
    Wow.
    I’ve seen June in person…
    Wow. Wait. What’s with all the dog hair?

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  2. Hulk (If you guys did a Tracy Chapman workout, would you feel like killing yourselves at the end? Like you do after listening to one of her songs?) says:

    I’ve seen OJ in person…
    Wow.
    I’ve seen June in person…
    Wow. Wait. What’s with all the dog hair?

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  3. Oh, I have a little story for you all.
    I was outside this morning watering my garden, came inside, threw in a load of laundry, unloaded the dishwasher, checked my email and then started to painted my kitchen. I was on a chair reaching up to paint the top cabinet when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye on my shoulder. It was a humongous bug just sitting there! Holy hell, I almost fell off the chair trying to get that thing off. I’m swearing and jumping around like a maniac. (my exercise for the day) The dog is looking at me like I lost my mind. Apparently it was sitting on my shoulder like a parrot since I came inside, while I went about my business. Took me an hour to stop shaking.

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  4. No. It’s not like that bitch at all, Anita. I swear, that Jillian enjoys hurting people and sucking all the fun out of well…probably everything.
    Tracy’s workout is actually fun. Hey, you can’t get much funner than drunk dancing.
    And thank you, my darling friend, Hulk. You should get together with both June and me some day. You could be the cream in our cookie.
    What?

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  5. so is “girl time” a lesbian euphemism thingy? are you going to make a sand castle on the “pink beach”?
    I totally get the “code” words…

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  6. so is “girl time” a lesbian euphemism thingy? are you going to make a sand castle on the “pink beach”?
    I totally get the “code” words…

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  7. so is “girl time” a lesbian euphemism thingy? are you going to make a sand castle on the “pink beach”?
    I totally get the “code” words…

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  8. Anita, ACK! The giant friendly bugs are the one thing I do not miss about FL.

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  9. What Tracy Anderson DVD do you have exactly? Looking on Amazon and they have a few different titles. I’m asking because I want to buy it because you look great. How long have you been doing it, only like a month right?

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  10. DonnafromBoulder, that is fabulous! I’m buying one. I never put anything on my vehicles, but this will be my first.
    And Hulk, you are too kind. See, you could be the cream between the two blonde, big bazoomba girls.
    Whaaaat?

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  11. Ooh, did everyone at work today comment on your new good and smaller self? While you were all gathered round the vending machines?

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  12. I just looked and I spent $5648 at Amazon last year. I think the minimum Amazon pays through their Amazon Associate program is 4%, so you could have earned $225.98 off of just me. Get that button, girl!

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  13. Sadie grew up in Florida with giant spiders along with giant roaches and palmetto bugs. It was the land of the giants, I tell you. says:

    Question: What do Anita and The Zadge have in common?
    Answer: New pets named Bugs!

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