Goodnight, Gracie

It's the end of the year, and time for my annual here's-everything-that-happened-this-year veeedeo. I hope you like it. I only tormented everyone with it 7,2394,t95945,#(49403 times. "Do you like this version?" "How 'bout this one?" "Is this song good?" And by "everyone" I mean Ned. Happy new year, y'all! Thanks for spending 2012 with me. … Continue reading Goodnight, Gracie

Yes, my head still hurts. Thanks. In other news, full of hate and rage.

Would you like to know what did not go down smoothly? Mustaches on the dogs. That's what. I have to go. I gotta take down my Christmas decorations, go to work and fax something to the IRS (stupid Polish work. Don't do any work for Poland. I'm just telling you now), get groceries and then … Continue reading Yes, my head still hurts. Thanks. In other news, full of hate and rage.

The post where we all become Mike Stivic.

For those of you who have fluffy cats, this morning Iris had The Problem under her tail. Y'all know what I mean. If you DON'T have a fluffy cat, consider yourself lucky. I had to chase her all over the place with scissors and Kleenex. Now she's huffily cleaning herself under the table. Cats. They … Continue reading The post where we all become Mike Stivic.

In which June brings up whist. And Talu brings up everything else.

Wow. Is it ever busy at fake work. Hope I can get everything done. So far I've had coffee, I've done my makeup, took all that off and did kabuki makeup, took that all off and painted myself silver like C3Po, discussed plastic surgery with Debb who hates margaritas, looked at my checking account, painted … Continue reading In which June brings up whist. And Talu brings up everything else.

I know not if it’s dark outside or lights

Yesterday was a busildy kind of a day and then I got a migraine, and yay! I got up with Dick Whitman yesterday so we could exchange gifts, and then he wanted to go to--are you ready?--the outdoor MALL to pick something up. Fortunately he was the only person in America to think of shopping … Continue reading I know not if it’s dark outside or lights

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Like I could really NOT put this song up today. Like every yahoo on God's going-out-of-business planet isn't putting this up on their blog or Facebook or your fancy modern Twitter. Are you still there? Did the world end yet? I've been spending my last morning looking for my goddamn slipper. Guess whose last morning … Continue reading Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

The big reVEAL. Totally cracked self up with that one.

It's Wednesday night and I'm writing this now, because I have a screamingly busy day Thursday. Because I will be home not at all, really, I have to leave early tomorrow to take the dogs to daycare. In case anyone has NOT seen them at daycare on the webcam, look here. Let me know if … Continue reading The big reVEAL. Totally cracked self up with that one.

The first noel, the angels did strike

Before I start, I wanted to mention my mother's Beagle, Goldie, died today. She was the sweetest girl. She just WALKED UP to my mother and stepfather in the woods 10 years ago and she's been theirs ever since. At first she was the shyest doggie ever, and skittish, and you could barely pet her. … Continue reading The first noel, the angels did strike

In which Aristotle Onassis is mentioned. As you do.

Is milk bad for dogs? I ask because Edsel just put his annoying front feet up here and drank my soy milk from my Cheerio bowl. Also, are turkey burgers bad for dogs? Because...my lunch yesterday while my back was turned. Hate. These dogs are trained. TRAINED! I once told Ned that I loved watching … Continue reading In which Aristotle Onassis is mentioned. As you do.