Don’t you wish your blogger was hot like me. In other news, I continue to make no sense. Also, text. It has a past tense.

Last night I worked late, and I got Ned drunk even though I wasn't there, and I took another 45-minute walk with the dogs and my foot is KILLING me, and now I have to go to work. If you want, you can leave now, as Ive just summed up this stupid post. Remember last … Continue reading Don’t you wish your blogger was hot like me. In other news, I continue to make no sense. Also, text. It has a past tense.

Zen

Yesterday was one of those run-around-y days where you don't get a single solitary damn moment to yourself for a minute. My boss was out sick, and TinaDoris was working on a big project, which left all the everyday work to me. And holy cats, everybody, with your everyday work. Jeeeeeeeeesus. There was one thing … Continue reading Zen

In which Ned, who doesn’t cook, said, “Let’s cook!” to June. Who doesn’t cook.

The holiday weekend yawned before us, and Ned, who enjoys food and eating and talking about food and eating and perusing menus to decide what to eat and then discussing it, said, "We should grill out at your house." I have a grill, see, and also a back yard and a deck. Which makes my … Continue reading In which Ned, who doesn’t cook, said, “Let’s cook!” to June. Who doesn’t cook.

The one where you’re probably gonna feel pretty bad for Ned

Yesterday, there was a Very Important Sporting Event on, and you can imagine how I've thought of little else. But despite my complete indifference to said Very Important Sporting Event, Ned was all up in it. "There's a very important baseball game on," he told me. "Whooo de whooo and bleeee de bleee blee are … Continue reading The one where you’re probably gonna feel pretty bad for Ned

Oh, and who sent me the BB Creme from South Korea? ‘Fess up.

I want you to know I did everything I was supposed to yesterday. Here I am drinking water like it's going out of style after giving the dogs a 45-minute walk. And yes, my plantar fasciitis IS killing me today. Water kind of IS in style right now, isn't it? We're all chugging it like … Continue reading Oh, and who sent me the BB Creme from South Korea? ‘Fess up.

Cubism

God, I love coffee. Don't you? I have never understood those soda-in-the-morning people. Blech. June's blog. Getting shut off one-handedly while people hold their Diet Cokes in the other hand, since 2013. I do, though. I love it. And I even have to have tamped-down half-caf coffee because of my migraines. Okay, technically I'm supposed … Continue reading Cubism