I interrupt this break to tell you the following crucial story. No, I’m not done breaking. Breaking is lovely, in fact.

This morning, I left for work, and I was looking snappy. I may or may not have forced Ned and some other friends to watch The Way We Were last night, and Barbra Streisand's red-and-black outfit inspired me. So today I slapped on my black-and-white peplum top that kind of looks like I'm wearing a … Continue reading I interrupt this break to tell you the following crucial story. No, I’m not done breaking. Breaking is lovely, in fact.

Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Sadly, this is not the first time I have titled a post that)

Thanks, everyone, for your concern about Ned. I'm glad everyone likes him as much as I do. Okay, maybe you don't like him as much as I do, but thanks for caring about him. He is a good egg. I have another Purple Clover post up, this time about God and Julie Andrews, as you … Continue reading Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Sadly, this is not the first time I have titled a post that)

In which June gets dramatic for a change

I have been being such a phony baloney on this site the past few days. I feel like somehow people knew, too, because the comments were few and far between. I think if I can't say what's going on, I write a sucky-ass post. That is the official highfalutin' writer's term for it: Sucky-ass Post-ishness. … Continue reading In which June gets dramatic for a change

Charlotte’s website (and small plates). (I make less and less sense as time goes on.)

Apparently everyone likes talking about cereal. I haven't looked at my actual blog to see how many comments I got yesterday, but based on the rapidity of my email yesterday, it feels like it was more than 100. And now I want cereal. Anyway, I have to get to work, and so I will share … Continue reading Charlotte’s website (and small plates). (I make less and less sense as time goes on.)

June tells you about bad dates and marrying her friend Tank

In case anyone is worried sick, I'm on page 198 of that statistics book. Only 102 more pages left! Oh, and could someone stab me in the head? Thanks. However, I have returned to address more of your "Here's what you should blog about, June" comments from the other day, probably 70 statistics pages ago. … Continue reading June tells you about bad dates and marrying her friend Tank

The one after the one where June stupidly asks what she should blog about

I just perused your comments from the other day, when I said, "I'm so worky. Whatdaya want me to blog about?" Why in heaven's name did I think that'd save me any time? Now I've sat here like an idiot for the last half-hour, and written down your requests and thought about all the shit … Continue reading The one after the one where June stupidly asks what she should blog about

June shows you a video from 1996. No, she’s not naked, ya perv.

Thanks for the recipes, everyone! I'm going to try to get some freelance work done before I go to work work, and my life is fun. Enclosed please find the video of the first weekend Marvin came to Seattle. In case you didn't know, Marvin and I dated in college and broke up for 10 … Continue reading June shows you a video from 1996. No, she’s not naked, ya perv.