“Fat farm” such a uglee phrase. (A guest post by Lily Gardens.)

Obviouslee, Lilee beautiful. Lilee always been beautifull. Cannot help. And mom such good cook. Ebery day she make brown kibul to put in Lilee dish, and it devine. And maybe Lilee get...too fluffee. Sometime Lilee remind self of Elizabeth Taylor. In Liz flufflier yeers. So Lilee sine up for a, you know, health camp. Where … Continue reading “Fat farm” such a uglee phrase. (A guest post by Lily Gardens.)

As I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted by work and life…

You know, before I got back from vacation (a reader asked me to never say "vacay," so I will not), I made a vow I was not going to fill up my week with something to do every damn night, and yet it's happened again. Yesterday Ned and I spent our lunch hour looking at … Continue reading As I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted by work and life…

“Oh good. Someone else’s vacation pictures.”

I was tempted to title this "I need a vaCAtion from my vaCAtion!" but I was afraid there'd be that one person out there who didn't know how I abhor that sentence, and they'd be all, "Wow, June is such an asshole." Anyway, I'm back, and it's Sunday evening, and the pets and I are … Continue reading “Oh good. Someone else’s vacation pictures.”