Your gathering place for saying incredibly petty things about celebrities

You'd think I'd be more sensitive to the famous, now that I've been featured in a major local magazine and all, but no. Still ready to poke fun at the starts. Still Juney from the block. That's funny every time. I just got back from the world's hardest beginner's yoga class, and wish to eat … Continue reading Your gathering place for saying incredibly petty things about celebrities

And you can tell everybody this is your song (Or, Blog reader walks into a bar)

Yesterday, I learned there's a new app you can put on your phone which will let you play whatever song you like when you walk into a bar or restaurant that has a juke box. ("I even busted the juke-a-box!" Name that movie.) What would your song be? I said Black Dog or Bizarre Love … Continue reading And you can tell everybody this is your song (Or, Blog reader walks into a bar)

Mince Words with Joooon: Forver by Judy Blume

The last time I read Forever by Judy Blume, I was in 6th grade and owned a shockingly complete collection of Bonne Bell Lip Smackers, the best being--if you ask me--Piece of Cake, which tasted like wedding cake. If I ever get married again, I am handing those out as party favors. Now that I'm … Continue reading Mince Words with Joooon: Forver by Judy Blume

HULK!

Remember to think about Hulk at 2 p.m. (in five minutes, my time). If you read this too late, think it anyway. Our thought will be: Hulk will meet the love of his life now.