Beaches. But not in a Barbara Hershey’s dead kinda way.

Did you miss me? Have you been holding a vigil? Did I ever tell you about when my friend Dot and I went to see Snow White? This was in college, when we were not at all full of ourselves or anything. This woman behind us had the nerve to bring her kids there, god, … Continue reading Beaches. But not in a Barbara Hershey’s dead kinda way.

Life’s a beach. HAHAHAHAHA Wooo! Hah! …heh.

We are headed to the beach for the week, and it's been my experience that Typepad no longer lets me email in a post, and THANKS, Typepad. So you'll have to be Juneless this week. Try to carry on. My wayward son. Have I mentioned Ima stop being funny? Hashtag goals. we see you in … Continue reading Life’s a beach. HAHAHAHAHA Wooo! Hah! …heh.

Am I still 50? I was kind of hoping it was a one-day thing. Like a virus.

Just to catch you up, it was my 50th birthday yesterday. I KNOW. I hardly mentioned it. Please note the earrings my Aunt Mary gave me, and the necklace Ned gave me. I was shiny yesterday. Cankle alert. I also wore my shiny shoes to work, because screw it. I like how I have 72 … Continue reading Am I still 50? I was kind of hoping it was a one-day thing. Like a virus.

June rambles about nothing. Well. Martinis. That’s something.

I feel like Belle Watling may have been driving her point home a little too hard with the bell earrings. I mean, we get it. Why don't you just date Quasimoto while you're at it? Why don't you move to Philadelphia? Why don't you work for the phone company? Why don't you write a JINGLE? … Continue reading June rambles about nothing. Well. Martinis. That’s something.

Watch June apply her makeup. You won’t BELIEVE what happens next. Yeah, you will. She puts on clothes and goes to work.

Today, Ima talk to you while I do my makeup. Here I am, looking like one of those women who doesn't shave her parts, whose one iota of makeup is some tinted Burt's Bees balm. Mmmm. Vision. You know, I am in no way a natural beauty. Never have been. Thank god I'm a drag … Continue reading Watch June apply her makeup. You won’t BELIEVE what happens next. Yeah, you will. She puts on clothes and goes to work.

Overture, curtain, lights. Or, Fay Wray has June hair.

Last night, we went to see King Kong, and not any stupid King Kong with Naomi Watts or even Jessica Lange. The original one, with that subtle actress Fay Wray. Please note the part where she's practically nekkid in that dress. This is one of Ned's all-time favorite movies. For weeks, Ned has been counting … Continue reading Overture, curtain, lights. Or, Fay Wray has June hair.