Taking Tallulah in for her ultrasound now

Results tomorrow. Have you ever tried telling a sick dog she can't have breakfast, when all her brothers and sisters are merrily chomping away at their delicious brown kibble? Talu feel like Olibyr Twists. I may be a pain in everyone's ass and ask that another vet look at her ultrasound, so I don't have … Continue reading Taking Tallulah in for her ultrasound now

The one where it snows in North Carolina. EVERYBODY PANIC!

Dis offend Edzul dellikit sensibilitys. We had something of a storm. It's not so much how many inches we got, which is the story of MY life, but rather that after it snowed, it then hailed, hailed, the gang was all here, and sleeted, and generally the weather was a dick. We didn't have work … Continue reading The one where it snows in North Carolina. EVERYBODY PANIC!

June sees the inside of a vet’s office, for a change

Almost 10% of college graduates think Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court. I just read that in The Skimm. Do you guys get The Skimm? Subscribe. It tells you the news in little flashes and tells you why it's important and so on. It's good for people who try to keep up with the … Continue reading June sees the inside of a vet’s office, for a change

The money Pit. Also, “ludicrous Puggle” might be redundant.

If you have your Big Book of June Events before you and open to page 859, you recall that Tallulah has a urinary tract infection, and as far as I knew she wasn't even seeing anyone, so. The doctor gave her some amoxicillin, which by the way I'm allergic to, so every morning and evening … Continue reading The money Pit. Also, “ludicrous Puggle” might be redundant.

June runs late; behold her new couch

I went to Target last night to pick up my dog's Prozac, and right there is the saddest sentence ever uttered. It's right up there with Hemingway's whole "baby shoes, never worn" story. The point is, I ran into Ned, who is forever at that pharmacy and I should have known. The good news is, … Continue reading June runs late; behold her new couch

June sees a psychic. Finds out the future. So after today you won’t have to read this dumb blog anymore. You’ll know what’s gonna happen.

On Sunday, I went with my coworker Alex to see the psychic, the one from 2011. I don't mean the psychic was born in 2011, which would make her something of a prodigy. I also don't mean she's from the band Prodigy. I mean that I saw her in 2011, came home and blogged about … Continue reading June sees a psychic. Finds out the future. So after today you won’t have to read this dumb blog anymore. You’ll know what’s gonna happen.