June’s milkshake brings all the calves to the yard

"Oooo! I know!" I said to my friend. "Let's drive out to the country to that ice cream place, where you can pet cows and eat ice cream they made right there on the spot!" For me, there's a whole afternoon. There's a black-and-white cat who lives there, and I think it's so cute they … Continue reading June’s milkshake brings all the calves to the yard

June saves all of her coworkers from a burning building. You’re welcome, coworkers.

Who is the DELIGHTFUL individual who sent me these? They're Jo Malone fragrances, and they come in really excellent scents. Last night I sprayed on Nectarine Blossom and Honey, then later because I'm obsessed I sprayed on Blackberry and Bay. I used to live on Bay and Cooper. It didn't smell nearly as good. Now … Continue reading June saves all of her coworkers from a burning building. You’re welcome, coworkers.

The one where June has the BEST READERS, even if they do give advice

I haven't been here in ages and now I have 296 things to tell you. On Tuesday, TypePad was down and I could not post and I was SO MAD, because I wanted to tell you something SO COOL and I couldn't. The Alex who sits next to me is a grownup. Compared to me. … Continue reading The one where June has the BEST READERS, even if they do give advice

It was the 3rd of June another sleepy dusty Delta day

Were you worried I'd forget it was Ode to Billie Joe day? The official holiday of Bye Bye, Pie ever since we all became obsessed with that song?   Did you listen to all the things they eat for lunch? Hello, carbs. Hi hi, another piece of pie. I have to kind of hurry today, … Continue reading It was the 3rd of June another sleepy dusty Delta day