June gives Lottie an aptitude test. Films it. Blogs it. Oh, June. How dull you are.

9:31 p.m. The problem is, I get cockamamie ideas. I decided to give Lottie a puppy aptitude test tonight (Google fucking "Puppy Aptitude Test"), kind of a personality test, to see if she will grow up to be psycho. In the test, they offer a series of activities to see how your pup--or, oh, spawn … Continue reading June gives Lottie an aptitude test. Films it. Blogs it. Oh, June. How dull you are.

The one where Edsel is a bad-ass. It’s like I said Richard Simmons is in a gang.

A time. Morning-ish. When we last spoke--and why didn't you ever call me last night to say you got in okay?--I said I'd tell about all the places I stopped working at, and how I yelled at someone in a wheelchair, and how I am a magnificent person. But before I do, let me just … Continue reading The one where Edsel is a bad-ass. It’s like I said Richard Simmons is in a gang.

June jaunts. Returns. Talks about dogs.

Sunday, 6:53 p.m. I went away this weekend, to celebrate the splendor of me and the date of my birth. Tonight I am home, having just picked up the dogs at their daycare where they summered this weekend. I got there just under the wire of the place still being open, saving me having to … Continue reading June jaunts. Returns. Talks about dogs.

June’s routine. It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9.5, 10…

I had to get up early today, because we had to be, well, on time at work today. The start time at work is 8:30, and once some old biddy asked in a meeting, "What's our start time?" which was a pointed way of saying people roll in at all hours. But WE WERE TOLD … Continue reading June’s routine. It’s as easy as 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9.5, 10…

The many adventures of June. Alternatively, June is dull.

Yesterday I had many little things happen that were sort of exciting. I mean, not Indiana Jones exciting--you know how I am. I get excited when it's new-bar-of-soap day. So. I've been migrainous, so I got up when Lottie did yesterday, took her outside with my screaming head, let her back in and fed everyone, … Continue reading The many adventures of June. Alternatively, June is dull.

Jone

10:13 p.m. I'm very delighted with my new "add the time" thing I'm doing. I'm blogging at night because I have to be at work early tomorrow. I thought I'd get the whole blogging thing in so it doesn't trip me up tomorrow, which it often does. I'll get all, "Let me just put in … Continue reading Jone