Freelance work is here

For the next week, I will be proofreading a textbook when I'm not at my regularly scheduled job. I will not be here a lot, and also if you know me in real life, I will not be phoning with you a lot. I'll be back when I can!

I took photos of my toilette this morning to tide you over. I know, man. You are welcome.

  Photo on 3-17-17 at 8.19 AM #2 Photo on 3-17-17 at 8.21 AM #2 Photo on 3-17-17 at 8.23 AM Photo on 3-17-17 at 8.25 AM #3 Photo on 3-17-17 at 8.35 AM
TAAA-DAAAAA! (I really don't look good in green. I cheated with kind of a teal today. Also, today marks five years since I've had sex with anyone but Ned. Add THAT to your Big Book o'June Events. Also, mark a spot up ahead, will you? Cause this is bullshit, man. We must work to remedy this sitch.)

(Hi, mom.)

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

24 thoughts on “Freelance work is here”

  1. I wore a teal top on Wednesday, which, had I been thinking a la June, I could’ve waited and worn today. Instead, today I’m wearing a loosely interpreted leopardish top from the Frump Collection at Chico’s. And the ever-present black pants. I even bore myself.

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  2. I wore a teal top on Wednesday, which, had I been thinking a la June, I could’ve waited and worn today. Instead, today I’m wearing a loosely interpreted leopardish top from the Frump Collection at Chico’s. And the ever-present black pants. I even bore myself.

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  3. I wore a teal top on Wednesday, which, had I been thinking a la June, I could’ve waited and worn today. Instead, today I’m wearing a loosely interpreted leopardish top from the Frump Collection at Chico’s. And the ever-present black pants. I even bore myself.

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  4. How long does it take you to “toilet” ? Cause, like man, I wanna look good but I don’t have time for all that. Makeupless emoticon here.

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  5. But read need proof reading here says Whiney McWhinerston. I guess this means we will have to entertain ourselves at your expense. So who do we think June should do the dirty deed with? With whom should she make the beast with two backs? Should she do the horizontal bop with Boris Kodjoe?
    What euphemism do you use for coitus?

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  6. Wow, you are breathing out rainbows today in that last picture. It MUST be your lucky day. I will miss you, but I am so happy that you’ll be rolling in the green whenever it comes in.

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  7. The eyebrows are DIVINE!
    Is Barry Gibb available to help June get the monkey off her back?

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  8. Good luck with the textbook project, June. Glad you have an opportunity to make some ca$h to put toward your bill$.

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  9. I agree! So pretty!
    Good luck with the extra work. I find it fascinating you actually enjoy proofing or editing textbooks. My brain doesn’t work that way.
    Come back soooooooooooon, Joooooooooooooon.
    Oh! I wish you good luck in the getting laid department too. That’s a fun department. You deserve to be there.

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  10. My girls are 36 and 31 and I still say to them “you look so nice with your hair pulled back – maybe just a little barrette? I could loan you my comb… ” Then they murder me.

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  11. I still hear the echo of my mother’s voice saying Fwt your hair out of your face. In grade school she made me wear those thick elastic headbands.

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