In what way are you trashy?

What do you consider to be your trashiest trait?

I had one of those nights last night where I was on the phone, one call after the other. My whole walk with Edsel, I was on the phone. He didn’t care. When I got home, I was on the phone. When I was in bed for the night, I was on the phone.

Finally my poor phone ran out of power. Also, say “phone” one more time.

Anyway, at some point, in one of my PHONE calls with one of my friends, we were discussing how we judge people based on their music. And this led to a little talk about what we found, well, trashy.

For me, it’s gotta be my food choices. That is the trashiest thing about me. I eat like I’m Britney Spears. Fast food, soda, bacon.

Also, Iris decided to murder a stink bug on my bed last night, before dawn, and as you can imagine that roused me from sleep, so I slept nonce after that and have the energy of Mariah Carey. 

I don’t know why I’m mentioning so many washed-up singers today.

Anyway, so tell me. What’s the trashiest thing about you? (“I read this not blog, June!”)

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Author: June

At one point, I was sort of hot, in a "she's 27 and probably a 7" kind of a way. Now I'm old and have to develop a charming personality. Guess how that's going.

119 thoughts on “In what way are you trashy?”

  1. I smoke, I drink, I swear like a sailor, yet I look like the short, dumpy Grandma that I am! Quite the conundrum.

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  2. I also eat like a garbage person. Doritos for breakfast. An entire package of $1 Knorr sides or Rice-a-Roni for lunch. ALL the fast food – I can’t even be friends with people who say things like, “I don’t eat McDonald’s, I don’t like any of their food.” WHO DOESN’T LIKE MCNUGGETS? I can be civilized at times and make steak or salmon for dinner, but I’m just as likely to eat a whole tray of Bagel Bites. Because when pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. I’m shoveling shoestring potatoes into my mouth as I type this.

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    1. Well, I don’t like the McNuggets, but give me a plain cheeseburger, some fries, and a fake chocolate shake and I am happy. My kids were raised on McDonalds, which they used to be proud of. Now that they are teenagers, they are embarrassed when I bring them food at their various activities in the big M bags… I am SUCH a trashy eater too… Chip & Dip are a staple.

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  3. Oooohh. A subject I can warm up to! The trashiest thing? Hhmmm… I do love Walmart with a devotion that is deep rooted. I can spend hours walking the aisles there, usually judging some (most) of the other shoppers.
    I swear to the point that it can be embarrassing and I occasionally have a difficult time keeping it clean at work. When a person can artfully use the f word in every sentence and make words out of it, it’s difficult to not say it everywhere and all the time.
    I love the Enquirer and all magazines like that.
    If I could eat Taco Bell, Totino’s Party Pizza, Pizza Rolls and Mountain Dew all day, every day I would and I would love every second of it.
    That’s all I can think of right now. I’ll check back in. I come from a long line of white trash red-necks so I’m sure there are plenty of examples I’m forgetting.

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  4. I can’t think of a single trashy thing about myself. Does that mean I’m just 100% trash? So trashy I can’t see where the trash begins and ends?

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      1. I’m wracking my brain! I don’t watch much actual TV, I don’t read trash (I read lots of YA, but that’s a work related thing), I despise fairs and carnivals of all kinds, I use Tom’s of Maine… NOTHING! I eat real food, I don’t leave the house in my pajama pants, don’t like Walmart… ugh. I am so dull!

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  5. Oh man. I swear like a truck driver. It’s bad. But never around my mom! She’s a lady so I try to be respectful around her. Also, since I haven’t worked in three years I rarely wear actual clothes anymore. Like, nice presentable clothes that you would wear to work. I’m pretty much always in exercise wear but I never exercise.

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    1. Same! Swearing (Mom’s dead, so nothing to stop me now) and yoga pants all the time, except the one day a week I go to the office. My food choices also leave a lot to be desired.

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  6. I am very loud. Not in public settings EVER but in homes I am loud. I talk loud, I laugh loud, and walk loud. I am also not shy with food at weddings, graduations, showers, little kids birthday parties. I AM that one who goes back for thirds and is never embarrassed, especially if it’s a taco bar. I also have a white trash butterfly tattoo that is fading on my ankle, the only thing more trashier than that is a rose tattoo on a boob.

    Love trashy day! Good job, Joob!!

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    1. Same with the party pig out! I had 3 pices of pizza the day my new boss had it delivered on new student registration day. Love food other people fixed!

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  7. My hoots used to always hang out of my shirts in pictures. It became embarrassing at the age of 48, when I was holding my newborn grandchild in the hospital, and every single picture was a big boob display. [shaking head] I finally started buying higher necklines.

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  8. JP and I are sisters and I also eat trash.
    Finished a bag of chips and started in on another last night.
    That was dinner.

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  9. I live my life in gym shorts and tshirts. I dress like a teenager headed to sports practice but I’m 27 and have literally never been headed to any sports practice ever. Sure I can dress up for a night out and I wear scrubs to work but other than that I wear old tshirts. My husband played football in college 10 years ago and my favorite tshirts are his shirts from that time. So you can imagine that they’re a little stained and stretched out. I don’t even care man. I like comfort.

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  10. So many trashy traits here. I hardly ever wear a bra ( I consider that more comfortable than trashy), usually wear the same clothes two ( at least) days in a row, swear, drink, love my potato chips and grape Fanta, walk up the street in my PJs…

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  11. Most of the time my music taste could be described as “Gay Bar in 1984”, but sometimes I’ll unabashedly fill the jukebox with Southern Rock. Black Betty? Jim Dandy? Gimme Three Steps? Hell yes, and pour me another bourbon.

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  12. I’ll list one other thing (there are so many, I’m total white trash) and then I’ll shut up. I bought a car five years ago, a mint condition 1992 dark blue 4 door Olds Cutlass Ciera with low miles on it, like 60k. I was going to have it made into a low rider with a hydraulic kit and have badass rims and tires put on, speakers that would make you jump straight into the air and I wanted mustard yellow pom pom trim lining the inside headliner. I had the money at the time to do it and I had the sources. Every day the car sat in my driveway somebody wanted to buy it and every day I said no. And then one day someone offered an amount I couldn’t say no to. I guess everything’s for sale. Even my dreams.

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    1. I love this the most. I would like to picture your blinged out Cutlass with one of those crown air fresheners on the dash.
      What music do you listen to as you roll down the drag?

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      1. Oh oh, should clarify, never did the customizing, people wanted to buy it as it was and the one high offer came in and I sold it before customizing.

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  13. I smoke. I swear, but I’m careful not to do it around certain friends. I subscribe to US magazine. Housekeeping isn’t my favorite pastime. I sometimes have impure thoughts. Even though I’m old, I appreciate good-looking men of all ages. And their thighs. Yep, I’m a thigh lover.

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  14. I LOVE true life stories on magazines. There’s one caller Pick Me Up that costs 60p and has headlines like “A gypsy cursed me and I gave birth to a monkey faced baby,” or about the karaoke killer who raped and killed 8 women. Embarrassingly voyeuristic but really has me hooked.

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    1. Aren’t the headlines the best parts, Nithya? I will always regret not buying the one with “I Was Bigfoot’s Love Slave.”

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  15. I’m a 60+ grandmother but I wear a toe ring, drink scotch, martinis, and wine as often as possible, do not take pride in a spotless house, and the F-bomb is my favorite word.

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  16. I love the reality show Below Deck. I have binge watched Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Real Housewives of everywhere. I’ll sleep in sweats and a hoodie and then run to the store, or walk the dog, in the same outfit. After putting on a bra. I do have to have on a bra before I leave my bedroom.

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  17. Not coming up with much. Maybe if I sat down with Dick Whitman’s mother over a nice cup of tea and visited for a while I might think of something.

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  18. I’ve seen and enjoyed every Survivor season starting with Season 2. And if I feel physically threatened I can come out with a string of vile filthy language about what I’m gonna do and what he better do to avoid what I’m gonna do that is at a volume even AA would faint at. Other than that I’m Episcopalian, so, you know…

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  19. Do not come to my house unannounced unless you want to see me in a stretched out tank top, no bra, and pajama pants with holes in them. Because that’s my jam when I’m at home alone. And I can curse to rival a sailor sometimes. I prefer beer to other kinds of alcohol and I’d prefer it straight from the bottle thank you very much. No need to dirty a glass for me.

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  20. i’m a secret smoker, i like Toddlers and Tiaras, and I shower about every 3 days unless something dirty happens to me in between.

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  21. I had a dream last night that I was wearing a dress with no underwear. I woke up and checked to make sure I had some on. Apparently I am trashy in my dreams.
    I have taken things out of people’s trash. Like furniture, not their leftovers.

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  22. I love the word fuck, the only people I don’t say it (on purpose) around are my uber religious in-laws and my kids. I love gossip and I eat like a teenage boy. Also sometimes I go all day without showering and changing into real clothes if I’m not going anywhere. When I do finally shower? I change back into pajamas.

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  23. Oh, oh, oh!! While I do it seek it out, if I turn on the tv when I get home from work in the afternoon and Maury Povich is on I will grab a bag of chips and sit down and watch it.

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  24. I have been known to eat Spam. I cuss like a truck driver. I have a strong west Texas accent and therefore sound like a hick.

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  25. On my work at home days, I stay in my sleepshirt till noon. And I love the train wreck that is Toddlers and Tiaras.

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  26. I swear every other word. Hate cleaning my house. And I love cooking trailer trash food. I have a recipe for chicken pot pie that is the best- nothing natural, mostly from a can!

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  27. So much I can relate to here. I swear, I like trashy books. Doritos are my favorite snack. Miller Lite or Busch Lite are my preferred beverages and I can drink a lot of ’em. I hate cleaning. I hate laundry. Sometimes I skip a day on the litter box. I’m 40 but I still have my navel ring. Are motorcycles considered trashy? Because if so I guess I’m biker trash.

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  28. I smoke, both cigarettes and weed. I have many piercings and want more, along with more tattoos. Hard to believe I’m a grandma, huh?

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      1. Ah, true. It does help me sleep. Also giggle maniacally at random things and get REALLY INTO reality TV shows. Multi-functional.

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  29. I don’t cook dinner on a regular basis so sometimes it is just a free for all with whatever anybody wants to eat from refrigerator or pantry. I can sit for hours and watch tv even when I really should be cleaning something and it does not phase me in the least.

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  30. I’m 54 and have two tattoos, swear for fun and love Bud Light or bourbon rocks. Jeans and a T shirt and sneakers are my uniform. I eat like a twelve year old boy left home alone for the first time. Trashy romance novels are my jam. I could probably go on but I’ll stop there.

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  31. I have a tramp stamp (I look very wholesome otherwise, so the look on people’s faces when they discover my tattoo is priceless!). I swear in front of my 9-year-old. I usually have to spend a lot of time cleaning just to get my place looking like a normal person’s version of messy.

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  32. I curse a lot, I love dumpster diving. I can’t pass a full dumpster behind a store. I gamble a lot, and I will cry laughing at trashy people in the casinos, especially if I’m high. I’m nosey, if someone is talking while walking down my street I will listen and even move closer to the fence so that I can hear better. Trashiest part is that I’m not ashamed.

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  33. I think this entire blog knows about my trash by now.

    *team helmet head*

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  34. I drink like a fish, smoke like a freight train, swear like a sailor and fart like a man. Obviously, men are irresistibly to my charms.

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  35. I don’t think I’m fit for the company of this group. You folks are WAY too cool for me.

    My trashiest thing is “write me something.” People that know I can do this and can use a quick short story fantasy will send me an email and say “write me something, please?” specify who the heart-throb in the fantasy should be (famous athlete, movie star, or general type like construction worker or icy cold CEO type) and in a half an hour I will send you a three or four page story about you and that character that will make you pant.

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  36. I will go out of the house with unshaved legs all summer long. I may use my electric razor to take a stab at it if it’s too long, but I really just don’t care.

    I also watch the television show called Odd Mom Out on Bravo. I find it completely appalling and the humor is so low it makes me cringe. But I watch it anyway.

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    1. I guess I’m worse than trashy. I last shaved my legs in March 2007.
      I didn’t realize unshaven legs was trashy.

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  37. I am a lazy fuck who swears all the time. The only thing preventing me from drinking tequila shots all day is my fear of migraines. Oh, and having a job. Before I was married, I used to be super trashy in the sex department. I miss my yute.

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  38. My sisters apparently have all gathered here today! I too am of the fucking trash eating diet, the goddamn loudest person always, the fuckin’ nude balcony sunbather, the filthiest car (inside and out for the win!), love the RHOC, RHNY, RHNJ bitches, when I wear shoes all but twice a year I’m wearing my flip-flops, etc… (oh, and I swear – A LOT!)

    All of the above though is probably trumped by my work attire. Let me paint you a picture… I work from home and my work clothing budget is exactly $0! So, I am braless and if not clothesless (hey, that’s a classier version of naked, you assholes!). I also order from Amazon too much. When I have a delivery there is no way in hell I am getting dressed to get that shit. Instead I throw on a bathing suit cover up and you’ll be shocked to hear that even black ones you can see through. So I haul my fatass, barely clothes wearing, braless self down the stairs, if I’m feeling sexy I’ll throw my crazy hair into a semblance of a ridiculous ponytail, look through the peephole to see if it’s safe and then I grab my goodies to bring in. I’ve also been known at night to be in the same getup to take my trash out to the dumpsters.

    Oh, but recently I got a Ring doorbell. Let me just say that what you can see on that when people walk by, it ain’t pretty. I’ve told myself no more 2am trash runs dressed like an escaped mental patient!

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  39. You are all my people! No wonder I like this “not a blog” place. I smoke, cuss like a sailor (with the F bomb being my fave) even in front of my kids (they are in their 20″s) drink occasionally, have 3 tattoo’s, love trashy novels (porn, as my husband calls it) eat junk food (chips are my downfall). But still come off as half way respectable to my kids inlaws!

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  40. I’m joining Rosie in the you are all my people thoughts! I also smoke and cuss like a sailor. Not so much with the drinking (only because it makes me sleepy because old) but I can throw some back on occasion. Also shaving-challenged. The bottoms of my legs are lovely and smooth, but don’t even look above the capri line. It’s like the Alaska Bush People all up in there! I whack it down every once in awhile or if I know I’ll be swimming. But with no prospective mate in sight, I just can’t be bothered on a daily basis.

    I also love NASCAR. Watch almost every race. Love dirt tracks too, and have been to Monster Truck shows and Tractor Pulls.

    Love the Walmart also. And have become obsessed with watching Jerry Springer, Maury and Steve Wilkos since I’ve been home for a few months. Nothing makes you feel like a sane, normal person like watching those shows.

    Last thing: spray cheese on Triscuits – my favorite snack. Grosses out the rest of my family. Don’t care.

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    1. I’m pretty sure that, last time I reviewed my employment contract as Organist of my church, with the “morality clause”, all of the above would definitely get me fired. Ha! (Don’t tell anyone.)

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  41. Love how you change out your header pic and tagline! A stink bug in your bed is pretty trashy. Sort of sounds like a euphemism a guy would say. As for how I’m trashy – I have a boob job and tattooed eyeliner, like sappy country music, drink a whole bottle of wine alone while binge watching shows about drug cartels, and my dream is to sell everything and move into a travel trailer with my 4 dogs and funny husband. We’d be like the Bumpasses on wheels.

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    1. Bumpas’s dogs! Hahahahaha!

      Boob job here too and I hate it! It was supposed to fix a problem, but pretty much everyone guesses correctly that I’ve had “work” done. Don’t ever, ever, ever get a boob job.

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      1. Really, you hate it? I have to say, I’ve had mine for 15 years now and I love ’em! I love that the more they “sag”, the more real they look. When I’m 80 and living in my old people’s mobile home park, the rest of me will look like shit, but the girls will be all high and mighty. So we have that to look forward to.

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  42. My trashiest trait is my potty mouth. My favorite word is the F word. As a middle school librarian, I have to be super conscious to not curse in front of kids. Middle schoolers really make you want to. 😂

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    1. I, too, am a middle school librarian whose favorite word is fuck!!! We have an old slang dictionary, and if the kids only knew what’s in it! Fuck a duck!!

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  43. Sometimes I eat fast food in bed, in my underwear. I love demolition derbies, wear dusty, scuffed boots as much as possible, happily drink cheap beer. burp out loud and have been told my laugh can wake the dead.

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  44. Tramp stamp, loud, not ashamed to load up on freebies. Also a fan of comfy clothes, so much so my husband and to tell me to change before going to the casino….and you know how bad you have to look to get told that!

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  45. I like Kraft macaroni and cheese with little smokies mixed in it. I also put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.

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  46. My mouth and my mind are trahy. They are both filthy but I do know my audience and adjust accordingly. I am a lousy housekeeper now, I blame burn out. I was cleaning and babysitting a lot from thirteen on. Itrahy out in my pajamas way too much. I will go fetch the newspaper, the mail or the trash cans in them .I tend to have side boob in the Summer. I am too petite to be this fat. The saggy 48D girls untethered are quite a sight I don’t give a shit.
    I too love some Bravo (Below Deck, RHW of OC, NY and NJ, Jeff & Gage-what show? ) and Reelz.
    I fart like a man and sometimes in public. I let one ride in my.yard recently. It was LOUD and long. I thought I was safe. My male neighbor was sitting on his front steps. I ran inside, and peeked out of the kitchen window. His shoulder were shaking. He was laughing his ass off.

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  47. So the new blwebsite let me respond to one person and after that kept redirecting me to log in. After trying that a few times I decided to comment.

    I LOVE SURVIVOR. I also have watched every single episode. My Survivor favorite of all time is Ethan Zohn followed very closely by JT. And Cochran. I simply adore Cochran When we found out June’s date had a man bun I thought, “Well is it a Malcom and Ozzy kind of man bun? Because mm hmmm then.” I searched gifs of both looking for a good man bun shot but couldn’t find one.
    My oldest daughter has always said she’s going to apply for the show. Now that she’s 18 I’ve bee pushing it. I want SO BADLY to be able to meet some of the Survivors.

    If that makes me trashy I don’t want to be non-trashy!

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  48. I have a mad love for all white trash food corn dogs, I will eat any form of potato that has hit oil and the worst is I am all Italian and love spaghettios. My grandmothers would murder me if they knew!

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  49. I’ve cussed in church. More than once. I was an usherette at the wrestling matches when I was 18. We were allowed to drink and smoke on the job. I like country music and Coors Light. I also love to stay in my pajamas all day long.

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  50. Trashiest thing about me? I could spend an entire weekend in bed, without bathing, MAYBE with brushed teeth, and do absolutely nothing in/everything from that bed. Eat, read, watch tv, mother (as a verb), wife (also as a verb). I only really need to get up to toilet and…yeah, that’s it.

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