Oh, did sleigh bells ring? I had my ringer off.

Welp. Christmas. We got through it, and now my throat hurts, so the one holiday I can kind of get behind, New Year's, will be rooooooooned. Do you know people who pronounce ruined like that? "Rooooooned." I think Marvin did. The memory is starting to escape me, like Kate Winslet and Jim Carey on the … Continue reading Oh, did sleigh bells ring? I had my ringer off.

Have yourself a merry little…

People at work don't like me. I know I always joke about it, but people at work really don't like me. Things have changed. The teams and how we work, it's all different, and the once-tight-knit group I was a part of either no longer work there or sit far away, and things have...changed. Which … Continue reading Have yourself a merry little…

June ages, like a fine wine. Or a bottle of ripple you leave out too long.

In a stunning display of self-centeredness, and in preparation for my move to another computer, I looked through the webcam photos I have here and came to the conclusion that my six years with ("with") Ned have aged me. Above, I had talked to Ned online, but not dated him yet. On my way to … Continue reading June ages, like a fine wine. Or a bottle of ripple you leave out too long.

IRL

I feel like no one reads me anymore. I mean, "no one" is a stretch, but there are definitely fewer people around here, at least comment-wise. I know back in this not-blog's heyday, like 2011-2012-ish, I'd get hundreds of comments, and around 2,000 readers a day. But then sitemeter died, and we in the not-blogging … Continue reading IRL

Hey, ya like cats? Cause we got a post about cats for ya.

What's more interesting: Today's riveting lip color in Curviest Caramel or my foster kitten? She gotses a cold! And if you'd been around me all weekend, you too could have heard JUNE'S ASSHOLE KITTEN VOICE! Shelter kittens get upper respiratory infections a lot lot lot, so I'm not surprised she has one, and I left … Continue reading Hey, ya like cats? Cause we got a post about cats for ya.

Drivin’ all the old men crazy.

A good part about how they've put me on multiple accounts at work is that I've gotten to know more coworkers who aren't Griff. Also, I've gotten to know people I've worked with all these years, but rarely talked to because we weren't on the same account. It can get (ready?) siloed at work. One … Continue reading Drivin’ all the old men crazy.

June does her makeup and talks to you. Yes, again.

It will be 11 years Friday that I've done this dang...website. Other than June's Live Sex Tape, I've pretty much done it all on this thing. [Considers June's Live Sex Tape.] [Step one: Get sex life.] When we left each other yesterday, dabbing at our eyes the annoying way the Real Housewives do: dab, dab … Continue reading June does her makeup and talks to you. Yes, again.