Just the other day, I came across yet another ad for bullet journals, a thing I was never into in the first place and now I am completely over. (Google fucking it.)
The only people who enjoy a bullet journal are people who are good at drawing, a thing I am not, so it holds no interest for me.
This led me to think about other things I was completely over, like everyone needing “closure.” You don’t need closure. You just want to talk to the person again. Closure. Shut up.
The point is, and I act like I ever have a point, one of my Facebook friends asked last night what word or phrase people hate. All of a sudden my whole world came together beautifully. It gelled. Perhaps you hate that.
It inspired me to ask all of you the same thing. What word or phrase is irking you right now?
One of my friends has 14 strokes when anyone announces being a “proud mama.”
I never, ever want to hear about anyone “ideating” anything. And you know how I feel about taking nouns and making them verbs. If anyone tells me they are going to journal or orgasm, they can just fuck right off.
So now it’s your turn. Ideate on it and we will touch base later.