“June,” “May” We Hear About Your “April” Weekend? Otherwise We’ll “March.”

I'll wait till you can stop slapping your knee over that headline. Let's see. What the hell did I do this weekend while you were here in my computer in suspended animation? Friday. On Friday afternoon, I got an Amazon delivery at work. "I need a blog," the mailroom guy always says to me, as … Continue reading “June,” “May” We Hear About Your “April” Weekend? Otherwise We’ll “March.”

Your number-one source for kitten pics and poop stories

Yesterday morning, I headed to the break room at work to put hot water in my oatmeal, like a fairly good person. When I got in there, there was a cupcake holder. Well. They were FUNFETTI cupcakes. I'm fun. I'm fetti. So, what oatmeal? What flax? There was FUNFETTI to be had. So I ate … Continue reading Your number-one source for kitten pics and poop stories

I got 99 lives, and also more lives because math

Yesterday I heard from the animal shelter. I was wondering what was taking them so long, because I know kitten season is upon us. "We have, well, we have 7 kittens and their mom," they said apologetically, like they were sorry for even asking. "I'll be there right after work," I said. Maybe I'm the … Continue reading I got 99 lives, and also more lives because math

The stitch has been fixed. The eagle has landed.

I ended up getting invited to two things last night, because apparently Tuesday is the hot night now or something, and the point is that over the course of the evening, I had a glass of Prosecco and then two glasses of chardonnay, because I'm a girl. Then at my now-usual wakeup time of 4 … Continue reading The stitch has been fixed. The eagle has landed.

Gettin’ our Stitch Fix. See what I did, there?

My boss, fmr., got her new StitchFix for April. Let's judge! I ran into her office and watched her open her box like it was Xmas morning. X-Files morning. Like a morning with my ex. I was a big fan of this shirt with birds, as I enjoy a bird on anything. Except perhaps on … Continue reading Gettin’ our Stitch Fix. See what I did, there?