June’s dramatic day. Oh, that sums it up.

Yesterday put the ridic in ridiculous, and say, June, I don't think you get how that little wordplay works. It did, though. It put the ridic in ridiculous. First of all, I have a friend passing through a crisis, and I love to say that: passing through a crisis. It's just so dramatic. So I … Continue reading June’s dramatic day. Oh, that sums it up.

Bilt

Yesterday, my pal Wedding Alex and I headed ... north? West? We headed in some direction to the mountains, as the Vanderbilts, personal friends of ours, bilt a mansion in the 1800s, and do you see what I did there? I gotta stop hanging around young women. Thelma Ritter and Louise, here. Wedding Alex was … Continue reading Bilt

To the people who’ve disappeared because they didn’t approve of my love life

I have learned the most from the not-so-joyous things that have happened to me in life. Happy times? I learn nothing. If things had always been happy, I'd be starring in the remake of Forrest Gump or something. But like Forrest Gump, I do know what love is. Especially now. The last seven years have … Continue reading To the people who’ve disappeared because they didn’t approve of my love life

Kitty Karry-All was the Mrs. Beasley of The Brady Bunch

I guess my most thrilling news is that they changed the light in the vending machine at work. "Hey, Griff, did you see the new light in the vending machine?!" I asked Griff, my coworker, and I guess this last part of this sentence was unnecessary. Also, how horrible must it be to deal with … Continue reading Kitty Karry-All was the Mrs. Beasley of The Brady Bunch

JA

Well, here we all are again. Our metal chairs in a circle, with our styrofoam cups of coffee. Hiiii, June. This was a social weekend, or a sosh weekend if you're going for World's Most Annoying. It's also a time that I note that even though I paid for extra Botox, I see I have … Continue reading JA