It’s Thursday night, and a train is rolling by, and I’m in my pajamas writing you tonight because I got a notice that I have a meeting early tomorrow.
So here’s my latest quandary. Last year, I didn’t do any freelancing at all. I just got tired of coming home from a day of work to do more work. So I took a year off. And guess what! I didn’t have to pay taxes this year! I did my taxes on the TurboTax, there, and it turns out I get money back, for once!
So, with this windfall, here are the things I’m thinking of doing. I am asking you which thing I should do, but I am not asking you to suggest other things I could do with it. Are we clear? Am I gonna have to put a cap in your ass? If so, will that cost me any of my windfall?
Okay, so I’m getting about $1,200 back. Should I…
Make repairs around the house?
I’ve got a ton of things I wanna do, like replace all the gold doorknobs with something prettier (and that I don’t have to spend 86 hours locking–they’re old) and plastering some stuff that needs plastering, etc.
Buy a new washer?
That washer is from 1902, and it leaks, and shakes violenly like the bed in The Exorcist.
Get a youthful injection?
I’m dying to get my cheeks lifted with a delightful injection that’s supposed to take YEARS off.
Wallpaper my room?
They have removable wallpaper now, and I really want to try it.
So what say you? Which thing should I do? Or should I blow it all off and get new clothes because my current wardrobe is sad? Oooo, or I could join a yoga place. Oh, the possibilities are endless, but did I mention I don’t want other ideas?
Okay, so here’s a poll, my stripper friend. Get up on that thing and help me out!