June starts to show you her house, changes mind

I was exhausted after my harrowing workday yesterday. I'd planned to make breadless meatloaf per my new diet (pounds lost: zero), but I was so tired I said screw it, I'm driving through Subway, this bad-for-me place, despite what Jared says about it. The good news is I asked for Baked Lays and they gave … Continue reading June starts to show you her house, changes mind

I HATE it when I hit “Publish” and forget a title

Last night, I slept eight and a half hours, and only woke up and rolled around fitfully once. Ten years ago, I'd have said, "Oh my god, you guys, I woke up at some point in the night and couldn't fall back to sleep for like 30 minutes." Now I'm, yay! It happened only once! … Continue reading I HATE it when I hit “Publish” and forget a title

June describes her Thursday. It’s bad. It’s real bad, mister.

When you already hate the day and it's not even 8 a.m. yet, you know it won't be good. Wednesday night, I'd listened to this get-to-sleep app that knocked me the heck out like I'd drunk a vat of heroin, then Thursday when the alarm went off I hit snooze. And hit snooze. And STOP … Continue reading June describes her Thursday. It’s bad. It’s real bad, mister.

June does a lot all at once. Because June.

Because I'm some sort of chaos junkie, in the past seven days I've done the following: Started some sort of hormone metabolism diet, from an ad I saw on Instagram. I know you're gonna ask me, "What diet, Joooooon?" and I don't rightly know the name. All I know is I get messages on the … Continue reading June does a lot all at once. Because June.