Cardinal and I went to a bunch of secondhand stores yesterday.
I totally want these. I love old religious images, for some reason. Plus, Jesus is rocking the Curly God Method.
$65 apiece, tho. Who has that kinda scratch?
Cardinal playing the glass eagle Elvis guitar. As you do.
Yep. I posted this one on a Facebook group where you show weird stuff you find, and last I looked it had more than 4,700 likes.
I was enjoying this book till I came across the Kleenex in it. Then I died of death. Speaking of death…
Ded Edz not enjoy dis humileeeashun.
Ded mill howse also annoy
I told Cardinal we had to find terrible outfits for each other at the Goodwill, and he found this lovely T-shirt from TinyTown. What are the chances?
I found him a nice Christmas vest.
He selected the long shorts for me. That shirt reads, “Heartbreaker,” not undertaker.
Afterward, I finally got to go to that distillery. His is the manly pink drink. I think it was a lavender strawberry douche or something. I had a monitor. Goddammit, autocorrect on this phone. By the way, I loved how I killed myself yesterday typing whole blog post on the phone and got 21 freaking comments.
Mojito. I got a Mojito. Geez.
And no creepy clown lollipop pedophile jar.