“My new ThreadUp is in,” announced my boss, whose office is right next to my desk. What a pleasure that must be, to have to pass The Many Moods of June each time you go to your office.
My boss used to get boxes of StitchFix clothes for us to vote on, but now she gets ThreadUp, which is the same idea except someone vomits clothes into a shipping box.
I think the point of ThreadUp is these are consignment clothes, so it’s cheaper than StitchFix. Anyway, she modeled her threads for me, and now it’s time to vote on them. Let’s not hesitate a moment longer. I don’t want you to get thread up with me. I’ll give you a moment to get needle and …thread, so you can stitchfix your sides.
Let’s face it: My boss is just a likable person. I mean, doesn’t she just look like someone who’s easy to get along with? She is. Anyway, I liked that sweater, and she was on the sweater fence about it. The back is sheer, which I guess we didn’t capture on film. It’s that whole floral material in the back. Let’s vote.
Next up are some Daisy Duke shorts and a…remember the Elias Brother’s Big Boy’s girlfriend Dolly? I picture Dolly wearing this shirt.
Before she tried it on, I said, “This ruffly shirt might be cute.” “Or it might be awful,” she said.
“That ruffled collar looks like everyone’s outfit in 9th grade,” I said helpfully. Turns out it’s a fancy resort brand, which just goes to show you I’m unsophisticated.
“Oh, I like that cream wrap!” I said. “That’s mine already,” she said.
That sums up this month’s clothing selection, so vote now and make your voice heard. Votes for women! Rock the vote! That’s all the vote things I can think of right now.