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Ask June

Faithful reader Catherine of Our Lady of Perfection--and by the way, she is also a proofreader and who is angry she didn't think of the blog name Our Lady of Perfection for her own self?--was waking a loved one this morning and she heard herself call, "There's muffins!" and then she thought, Oh dear God, June… Continue reading Ask June

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June Answers

I won't be ignored, readers.  In what universe did I think the questions would trickle in? You asked June, and now June will answer. Apparently, all these questions have made June refer to herself in the third person. I wanted to throw in an official Ask June photo, by the way, one where I look… Continue reading June Answers

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Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

In all the "guess what I got for Christmas" excitement, I slap forgot about it being Friday and therefore Ask June day. Today I went on the random number chooser thingie and chose the following queries. Oh, but before I begin, we need another stern Ask June photo: Who went to the 99 cent store for… Continue reading Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

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Ask June III: Revenge of the Sith

Well, it's Friday, and you know what that means. For me, it means I'm really discombobulated, because I had yesterday off, so yesterday felt like Saturday, then today felt like Monday, but then I have tomorrow off again so I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my arse. It is also Ask… Continue reading Ask June III: Revenge of the Sith

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Ask June, and her little dog, too

Holy mackerel, Friday came and went and I forgot all about Ask June. I blame Patrick Swayze. Before I begin, let me thank those of you writing in to ask about Francis, particularly my mother-in-law, who seems to think asking 4,935,095 times will somehow make me answer faster. He still seems to be in a… Continue reading Ask June, and her little dog, too

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Inquire of June

Really, I've been bristling with excitement to get to Ask June. Let's whisk ourselves off to the first question. Nosey...Picker? asks, "What is the single grossest thing you have ever done?" Nosey, I have been thinking about this one since you asked, and you were one of the first people to Ask June, I just… Continue reading Inquire of June

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Ask June, Quad Eight

In my hometown, they opened the first multiplex cinema in the 1970s. It had four theaters, so they named it The Quad. I remember my father and mother and me driving out there before it opened, because my father had to photograph it for work. At the time, driving to The Quad was kind of… Continue reading Ask June, Quad Eight

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Ask June’s Hair

  It is rainy today in Greensboro. Can you tell? Someone at work asked if I was doing my General Custer impression. Everyone's a comedian. I told him I was from Little Big Hair. So, above is my hair. Below is Phil Spector's hair. Really, is there that big of a difference? Let's untangle ourselves… Continue reading Ask June’s Hair

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Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

In case you didn't read it on the front page of your local paper, I am narcissistic. See my post from earlier today if you are baffled. Although if you have read this blog for seven seconds, I don't know why you'd need to read anything to be convinced of that. But enough about me.… Continue reading Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

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Ask Francis, and also June

I thought my cat Francis and I could sort of team up today for Ask June. Didn't Ann Landers team up with one of her daughters toward the end, there, when she was gettin' old? Em-Cat, who is sort of appropriately named, given today's special Ask June theme, wonders, "When is it appropriate to use… Continue reading Ask Francis, and also June

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Ask June, special holiday edition

Yes, it's true. Ask June even works on Easter, bringing you all that funnyness eggs-actly when you need it most, at the end of your long holiday. That is, if you celebrate Easter. June does not wish to exclude. Marvin and I celebrated the day by coloring eggs and by me looking incredibly old.  … Continue reading Ask June, special holiday edition

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Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

One of us has the cute hair. I will not name names. One of us has hair shaped like Prince Valiant. I do not know what to tell you. Let's valiantly page June and see what questions she'll answer for us this Friday, shall we? Carrie queries, "When my mom and I talk about you,… Continue reading Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

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Ask Irritated June

Remember back in December when I started this cockamamie Ask June idea, and I told you all to direct your questions back at the original post from December? Do you have any idea how many &$##&@ questions were back at that site? And I had to SLOG through them, and keep track of which ones… Continue reading Ask Irritated June

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Ask June, and her sort of trampy shirt

Do you think this shirt is a little snug? Am I going to the Harper Valley PTA, or what? This is what I wore to the dance recital the other night. Since then I have been wearing a robe, as I have number 862 in a series of colds caught from Marvin's fabulous job. Fifth-graders.… Continue reading Ask June, and her sort of trampy shirt

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Ask June, Part 972

Our neighbor, Peg, bought this little toy for Henry, and could he be more obsessed with it? It's nice, though, because I have been afraid to buy him little mice or balls, lest they end up in Tallulah's gullet. Since I was busy depressing myself with poor Farrah's special last night, let's bop over to… Continue reading Ask June, Part 972

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Bug June with your queries

Ask June is just joshing you with her title. She likes your Ask June Questions. You know what she was thinking? She was thinking maybe you could ask some personal-woe types of questions. Do you have any relationship issues, money concerns, or work troubles you wish you share with the world? Go ahead, Ask June.… Continue reading Bug June with your queries

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Ask June 612: The Revenge of Michael Meyers

Can you tell I am running out of things to call Ask June? I mean, every Friday I am supposed to come up with a new name for Ask June. Does anyone have any good ideas? And speaking of good ideas, let's spray it and not say it. Who won the Love's Baby Soft giveaway,… Continue reading Ask June 612: The Revenge of Michael Meyers

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Query June

When I got home tonight, I fell onto the couch and had me a big nap, a nap that involved Tallulah similarly sleeping, on my head. When I got up and remembered we had to Ask June tonight, I headed in here and saw this hair on the webcam. Okay, seriously. What is up with… Continue reading Query June

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Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)

I saw a really good bumper sticker on a car today. It read, "I'd rather be driving." Then below that was the name of some zen center near here. Okay, I love this bumper sticker. I have always been sort of annoyed by those "I'd rather be..." bumper stickers. Instead of moaning to all of… Continue reading Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)

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Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)

We are mixing it up this week, having Ask June on Saturday instead of Friday. Ask June likes to keep things wild and unpredictable. I know your teeth are vibrating. Also plus, Ask June, her spouse, and her dog are headed to a state park today, so she has to kind of stampede through the… Continue reading Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)