Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

In all the "guess what I got for Christmas" excitement, I slap forgot about it being Friday and therefore Ask June day. Today I went on the random number chooser thingie and chose the following queries. Oh, but before I begin, we need another stern Ask June photo: Who went to the 99 cent store for … Continue reading Ask June Part Two, Electric Boogaloo

Ask June III: Revenge of the Sith

Well, it's Friday, and you know what that means. For me, it means I'm really discombobulated, because I had yesterday off, so yesterday felt like Saturday, then today felt like Monday, but then I have tomorrow off again so I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my arse. It is also Ask … Continue reading Ask June III: Revenge of the Sith

Ask June, and her little dog, too

Holy mackerel, Friday came and went and I forgot all about Ask June. I blame Patrick Swayze. Before I begin, let me thank those of you writing in to ask about Francis, particularly my mother-in-law, who seems to think asking 4,935,095 times will somehow make me answer faster. He still seems to be in a … Continue reading Ask June, and her little dog, too

Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

In case you didn't read it on the front page of your local paper, I am narcissistic. See my post from earlier today if you are baffled. Although if you have read this blog for seven seconds, I don't know why you'd need to read anything to be convinced of that. But enough about me. … Continue reading Ask June, because apparently she thinks quite a bit of herself

Ask June, special holiday edition

Yes, it's true. Ask June even works on Easter, bringing you all that funnyness eggs-actly when you need it most, at the end of your long holiday. That is, if you celebrate Easter. June does not wish to exclude. Marvin and I celebrated the day by coloring eggs and by me looking incredibly old.   … Continue reading Ask June, special holiday edition

Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

One of us has the cute hair. I will not name names. One of us has hair shaped like Prince Valiant. I do not know what to tell you. Let's valiantly page June and see what questions she'll answer for us this Friday, shall we? Carrie queries, "When my mom and I talk about you, … Continue reading Ask Henry and June. Hey, wasn’t that a dirty book by Anais Nin?

Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)

I saw a really good bumper sticker on a car today. It read, "I'd rather be driving." Then below that was the name of some zen center near here. Okay, I love this bumper sticker. I have always been sort of annoyed by those "I'd rather be..." bumper stickers. Instead of moaning to all of … Continue reading Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)

Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)

We are mixing it up this week, having Ask June on Saturday instead of Friday. Ask June likes to keep things wild and unpredictable. I know your teeth are vibrating. Also plus, Ask June, her spouse, and her dog are headed to a state park today, so she has to kind of stampede through the … Continue reading Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)