I honestly don't even know where to start describing my trip to Michigan, so I'll just comb through my photos and tell you everything that way. Does anyone have a comb in her back pocket I could use, a comb that you got at CVS (in 1979) that has your name on it? ...Thanks, Jill. … Continue reading Pee-y’s Big Adventure
Oh my gawd, this day is a WASH. Is a wash a bad thing? or is it just an even-ing out? What I mean is this day can suck it. First of all, note I'm here 12 hours late. When we last spoke, swearing we'd stay together forever and exchanging class rings (isn't mine nice?), … Continue reading Morning coat at 8 p.m.
Summer's here, but I don't think the time is ever right for dancin' in the streets. Seems obnoxious. And possibly risky. Dancing in the streets. Fekking hippies. Get out of the road. Get a job. Unless one gets a job in a parade, and then one's job would literally be dancin' in the streets. ...I … Continue reading Funeral glitter
Some nights, Edsel is just too much. With the flumping dramatically off the bed whenever I move a corpuscle. Then floomping back on a minute later. With the pressing his head on my neck as hard as he can, for pets. At 4 a.m. So some nights I kick him out. Last night was one … Continue reading Oh, you know. Just cats, The Simpsons, and blender-licking.
Google Photos likes to show me what I've been up to in other years. Three years ago today, mom came to visit me in my Year Abroad house. Tallulah was happy to see her gramma. Oh, Talu. Someone mentioned in the comments the other day that they wondered if my more curls/less Voltaire hair was … Continue reading Andy Voltaire
Did you ever see a TV show where the alarm goes off and the person shuts it off and immediately gets out of bed? Are there really people like that, or is it like TV gifts that are fully wrapped and you just take the top off ? I used to think those Xs on … Continue reading Twirl her tiny mustache
We have many items to cover today, so let's get right to business [straightenss her papers the way Walter Cronkite did]. Just so I don't go all over the place, as I'm wont to do, Ima tell you right now I wish to address the asshole on a dating site, my cool new manicurist, and … Continue reading The Oddly Psychic Señor Kittens
I've got the ADD. I'm just glad my doctor officially diagnosed me last year. One has to have a written prescription for ADD meds. They're addictive, or something. A few weeks after my initial appointment with my new doctor, in which we discussed everything, he called. "I called in your migraine and GERD prescriptions, but … Continue reading What it’s like to clean your house when you have ADD