I've sat here for two days making little changes to this now-defunct site. "Should I start this up again?" I ask myself. Then I think about all the ways people could be unkind and I walk into the next room, all sweaty. To be fair, I'm menopausin', so I walk into every room all sweaty … Continue reading It’s Britney, bitch
I had a migraine this morning, so I took a pill and lay back down, waiting for it to work. Edsel spent that whole time with his head pressed against me, wiggling ecstatically. Restful. Since I'm running late, let's have Ask June Anything day, and I will answer in the comments when I can. Go … Continue reading Ask June Anything Day
I may or may not have given Lu a Tostito the other day. Behold her crunchy face. She wants you all to know she is delighted that such a flattering photo is going on the Internet. Lu is not allowed to say "Interwebs." Nor are any of you. Yesterday I had my regularly scheduled workday, … Continue reading The one where we’re all sorry we had freaking question day 264 days ago.
On Saturday, I had Ask June Anything Day, and yesterday I started answering the many pressing questions of your time. On today, I will answer more. Yes, I just said "on today." Mary Ellen from Napa asked, Do you think you will stay in North Carolina? Is there anywhere else you are longing to move … Continue reading More of your questions answered. Good gravy.
A real grownup, such as, say, my stepfather, would have gotten up early and done today's statistics textbook proofreading already. However, hello. Have we met? I stayed up till 1:30 and just crawled out of bed. Now I'm blogging at you, and stay tuned for June's-panic-about-her-textbook posts in about a week. I know I said … Continue reading Your questions answered. My textbook procrastinated.
I spent much of last night working on my statistics textbook, and I am doing so again today. I can't even remember what I charge these people, but I keep adding up what I at least must be making so far, as I used to when I was babysitting. Fortunately, it's more than a dollar … Continue reading Ask June Anything Day
This morning I woke up and felt like I was getting a cold. "You realize you're always getting a cold, right?" asked Ned. I AM NOT! Okay, maybe I kind of always am. BUT THIS TIME IT'S REAL. Anyway, today I'm going to answer more of your questions that you asked me now 16 years … Continue reading Your dog is not a person. But she does leave photo captions.
My new iPhone will not make phone calls. Which, I know everyone forgets that smartphones are supposed to be PHONES for making CALLS, but that's what smartphones are. Just a little reminder from June. And I actually call people, still. So a phone that, oh, can be used as a phone would be nice. Does … Continue reading Probe June
Am 100% totally late because of Ned. We have a busy day planned: Tonight we're going to a Scrabble tournament with Marty Martin and Kayeeee, because nerds. Then at 10:30 tonight, the Louis CK show comes back on, and I am beside myself. Then I will be exhausted from going to bed that late. Yesterday … Continue reading Ask June. Old School.
This morning, I alerted you that I was running late, for a change, because I embrace the morning, and I asked you what I should write about when I come home at lunch. I was expecting more: "Write about THIS topic, Joooon" and I got really sort of more, "Here are some Qs we have … Continue reading June manages her lunch.
I am running horrifically late, a fact I blame on Ned and his alluringness. So because I have to be at work in SEVEN MINUTES and here I am blogging, let's have a Very Special Episode of Bye Bye, Pie. Let's have Ask June. What you wanna ask me?
In case anyone is worried sick, I'm on page 198 of that statistics book. Only 102 more pages left! Oh, and could someone stab me in the head? Thanks. However, I have returned to address more of your "Here's what you should blog about, June" comments from the other day, probably 70 statistics pages ago. … Continue reading June tells you about bad dates and marrying her friend Tank
Some of you who've been around this stupid blog for some time may remember a feature I had on Fridays called Ask June. You'd, you know, ask me things and I'd answer them. I forget why we stopped doing it; I probably just kind of got over it, much like how the last time I … Continue reading Ask Dick Whitman’s Mom
Really, it's kind of the same and not better than ever. I just wanted to be honest with you. But hey, before we begin, let's throw in the Obligatory Henry Shot: Who's my little fuzzy kitten head? Who is nice when he's asleep and a total ass patty when he's awake? Is it our Hen … Continue reading Ask June. Back and better than ever.
We are mixing it up this week, having Ask June on Saturday instead of Friday. Ask June likes to keep things wild and unpredictable. I know your teeth are vibrating. Also plus, Ask June, her spouse, and her dog are headed to a state park today, so she has to kind of stampede through the … Continue reading Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)
I saw a really good bumper sticker on a car today. It read, "I'd rather be driving." Then below that was the name of some zen center near here. Okay, I love this bumper sticker. I have always been sort of annoyed by those "I'd rather be..." bumper stickers. Instead of moaning to all of … Continue reading Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)
When I got home tonight, I fell onto the couch and had me a big nap, a nap that involved Tallulah similarly sleeping, on my head. When I got up and remembered we had to Ask June tonight, I headed in here and saw this hair on the webcam. Okay, seriously. What is up with … Continue reading Query June
Can you tell I am running out of things to call Ask June? I mean, every Friday I am supposed to come up with a new name for Ask June. Does anyone have any good ideas? And speaking of good ideas, let's spray it and not say it. Who won the Love's Baby Soft giveaway, … Continue reading Ask June 612: The Revenge of Michael Meyers
Ask June is just joshing you with her title. She likes your Ask June Questions. You know what she was thinking? She was thinking maybe you could ask some personal-woe types of questions. Do you have any relationship issues, money concerns, or work troubles you wish you share with the world? Go ahead, Ask June. … Continue reading Bug June with your queries
Our neighbor, Peg, bought this little toy for Henry, and could he be more obsessed with it? It's nice, though, because I have been afraid to buy him little mice or balls, lest they end up in Tallulah's gullet. Since I was busy depressing myself with poor Farrah's special last night, let's bop over to … Continue reading Ask June, Part 972