The one where we’re all sorry we had freaking question day 264 days ago.

I may or may not have given Lu a Tostito the other day. Behold her crunchy face. She wants you all to know she is delighted that such a flattering photo is going on the Internet. Lu is not allowed to say "Interwebs." Nor are any of you. Yesterday I had my regularly scheduled workday, … Continue reading The one where we’re all sorry we had freaking question day 264 days ago.

More of your questions answered. Good gravy.

On Saturday, I had Ask June Anything Day, and yesterday I started answering the many pressing questions of your time. On today, I will answer more. Yes, I just said "on today." Mary Ellen from Napa asked, Do you think you will stay in North Carolina? Is there anywhere else you are longing to move … Continue reading More of your questions answered. Good gravy.

Your questions answered. My textbook procrastinated.

A real grownup, such as, say, my stepfather, would have gotten up early and done today's statistics textbook proofreading already. However, hello. Have we met? I stayed up till 1:30 and just crawled out of bed. Now I'm blogging at you, and stay tuned for June's-panic-about-her-textbook posts in about a week. I know I said … Continue reading Your questions answered. My textbook procrastinated.

Your dog is not a person. But she does leave photo captions.

This morning I woke up and felt like I was getting a cold. "You realize you're always getting a cold, right?" asked Ned. I AM NOT! Okay, maybe I kind of always am. BUT THIS TIME IT'S REAL. Anyway, today I'm going to answer more of your questions that you asked me now 16 years … Continue reading Your dog is not a person. But she does leave photo captions.

June tells you about bad dates and marrying her friend Tank

In case anyone is worried sick, I'm on page 198 of that statistics book. Only 102 more pages left! Oh, and could someone stab me in the head? Thanks. However, I have returned to address more of your "Here's what you should blog about, June" comments from the other day, probably 70 statistics pages ago. … Continue reading June tells you about bad dates and marrying her friend Tank

Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)

We are mixing it up this week, having Ask June on Saturday instead of Friday. Ask June likes to keep things wild and unpredictable. I know your teeth are vibrating. Also plus, Ask June, her spouse, and her dog are headed to a state park today, so she has to kind of stampede through the … Continue reading Saturday (horn) in the park (horn) I think we’d better get to Ask Junnne (horn horn horn horn)

Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)

I saw a really good bumper sticker on a car today. It read, "I'd rather be driving." Then below that was the name of some zen center near here. Okay, I love this bumper sticker. I have always been sort of annoyed by those "I'd rather be..." bumper stickers. Instead of moaning to all of … Continue reading Hey, June, what’s shakin’? (Or, I’d rather be blogging)