Me and you and a dog with Blu

I did many things this weekend, but one thing I did not do was much sleeping. Internet: Why, Joon? Joon: Noneya, Internet. On Friday afternoon, I was toiling at m'desk when the phone rang. "WHAT." I thought, as I am cheerful and elegant about being interrupted when in a flow. It was my doctor's office. … Continue reading Me and you and a dog with Blu

Let’s just act like we’ve always been here.

Oh, hey! (I'm waving like I know somebody across the room, cause we're all such regulars here at WordPress. Oh my god, chicken skewers with peanut sauce again?) (You know what sounds really good right now?) So, among the many things that seem to be changing in my life, a few months ago our social … Continue reading Let’s just act like we’ve always been here.

June drinks red wine and drones

Hloy CATS. "Hloy," Goddammit. I haven't even HAD any wine yet. HOLY cats. Jesus. In case anyone's thinking of checking me into Promises Malibu or whatever, it's 9:53 at night as I write this. I realize you're likely all in your morning-y routine and all that, all showered and parfumed and sportin' your three-piece woman … Continue reading June drinks red wine and drones

Well, you used to shake ’em down, now you stop and think about your dignity. Or not.

Okay, I hate to be obsessed, but now Google Photos is making little stories from my pictures. Look at this nice one! I know. I need to get over it. Every poor sap who comes to my desk has to look at the lastest thing Google is doing to my photos. Does this mean someone … Continue reading Well, you used to shake ’em down, now you stop and think about your dignity. Or not.

Free speech

I've been writing this blog ever since it was fashionable to have a blog--I started in 2006. It's only recently that I've been censored, however. People are using this blog in unhealthy ways. To check up on old relationships. To ruin current ones. People are reading this blog without my best interests at heart, which … Continue reading Free speech

Mostly I just like to say, “Solange.”

Sorry I'm late today. I was super busy beating up my brother-in-law in an elevator. By now I hope you've seen the delightful and riveting video of Beyonce's sister, Solange, beating up poor Jay Z, who always struck me as a normal person but what do I know? I thought Lamar Odom was normal, too, … Continue reading Mostly I just like to say, “Solange.”

In which June seems kind of obsessed with tacos.

I woke up before the stupid alarm went off and thought I was late because the sun was up. Stupid daylight savings. WHY do we have to have it, again? Wasn't it when we were all farmers that we needed to save our daylight up? I don't even have Farmers insurance. I'm not even that … Continue reading In which June seems kind of obsessed with tacos.