Some nights, Edsel is just too much. With the flumping dramatically off the bed whenever I move a corpuscle. Then floomping back on a minute later. With the pressing his head on my neck as hard as he can, for pets. At 4 a.m. So some nights I kick him out. Last night was one …

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Here’s what I like about myself. I mean, other than the obvious “everything.” I recently got matched with a cool-looking dude on the Bumble, there, and with that particular dating site, they give you 24 hours to write the person after you’ve been matched, and the woman has to write first. This cuts down dramatically …

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“I have to blog,” I just told my mother. Not that I have a blog. When I’m visiting her, I always emphasize how, if I’m writing, I don’t like to be interrupted. Ruins m’flow. “I know you have you write, you’ve told me and told me,” she said from her perch in the living room. …

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I be Hutch. Wear be Starskee? hahahahahaha Anyway. I hadn't had my eyebrows waxed since Wilford Brimley was a child, so I went to Elegant Nail & Tan, which I realize suggests all kinds of featured services that do not seem to include waxing, but you must trust me on this. While I was waiting, …

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