HATE LOST LOVES. Also? I discuss Newt. As always.

A few days ago, in the labyrinth of my comments, Faithful Reader Jan made the fateful mistake of telling us all that she used to write poetry about her boyfriends when she was sad in high school. I told Jan she was banned from my blog until she came up with said poetry. You should … Continue reading HATE LOST LOVES. Also? I discuss Newt. As always.

There are many cats pics in this one, Hulk! No, no, really, you’re welcome.

Last night I ended up at a dark tiny dive bar with a...friend (June. Trying to be subtle since 2012.) (June. Good at being subtle since never.) and I would just like to mention I like dark tiny dive bars. I always have. And I'd never been to this one but it was cool. Except … Continue reading There are many cats pics in this one, Hulk! No, no, really, you’re welcome.

Catch you on the flip side, Davy. Oh. Also? Tallulalina Jowlie.

In the past 24 hours, Iris slept on my head, Edsel bit me, and poor Davy Jones died. Who gets his locker? I liked Davy Jones. I mean, didn't we all? And one of my fancy LA friends just told a story about him, on Facebook, and the gist of it is he was a … Continue reading Catch you on the flip side, Davy. Oh. Also? Tallulalina Jowlie.

Hot air

Your comments yesterday about your least-favorite songs were the funniest ever. I was in tears laughing. Everyone go read yesterday's comments. I'd cull them, and you know how I like to use the word "cull," but my deadline IS TODAY and I have to scream on here, write something, GO MEDITATE AND BE SERENE, and … Continue reading Hot air

Pink beach. April wine. LaUral humps a puppet.

Sometimes you're hard-pressed to even begin to describe what you did the night before. However, I will try. ...Friend and I got up with Dick Whitman and my pal Jo, in order that perhaps maybe I could fix up my pal Jo with the Dick Whitman. I thought of it all by myself at the … Continue reading Pink beach. April wine. LaUral humps a puppet.

June tries to read the waffle iron

The Snowflake children down the street got a new puppy. I know. And it's a chihuahua, so you know it will bite someone just like Snowflake did. It's kind of cute, though, in an I'm-a-chihuahua kind of way. June. Repulsing everyone who loves their stupid chihuahua since 2012. And in case you just got here, … Continue reading June tries to read the waffle iron

My riveting weekend. Written by June Gardens. Spent with June Gardens. Because I’m stuck here inside my own self. Which is often mortifying.

I had a busy weekend. The end. Wouldn't that be irritating? If I just said that and hit "post"? I think of all kinds of ways to irritate y'all and then I just go ahead and be my regular self and irritate you anyway. On Friday, I had to tell my temporary workplace "I need … Continue reading My riveting weekend. Written by June Gardens. Spent with June Gardens. Because I’m stuck here inside my own self. Which is often mortifying.