Edsel is my wingman. We’re going on a road trip together tonight. I have never actually understood what “wingman” means. He’s going to eat my leftover wings? Because Edsel will surely do that. Anyway, tonight after work, once it’s dark and dangerous, The Eds and I are getting in the car and heading to Michigan. …

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I’ll wait till you can stop slapping your knee over that headline. Let’s see. What the hell did I do this weekend while you were here in my computer in suspended animation? Friday. On Friday afternoon, I got an Amazon delivery at work. “I need a blog,” the mailroom guy always says to me, as …

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You know the part where I’m weird? Now imagine it in high school. Because I was generally this, just with better legs, in high school. In fact, I was even weirder, as I had not yet learned to rein it in. I wasn’t the deeply sophisticated, subtle woman of mystery brewing before you. Oh my …

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In a stunning display of self-centeredness, and in preparation for my move to another computer, I looked through the webcam photos I have here and came to the conclusion that my six years with (“with”) Ned have aged me. Above, I had talked to Ned online, but not dated him yet. On my way to …

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A good part about how they’ve put me on multiple accounts at work is that I’ve gotten to know more coworkers who aren’t Griff. Also, I’ve gotten to know people I’ve worked with all these years, but rarely talked to because we weren’t on the same account. It can get (ready?) siloed at work. One …

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