Would you like to know one of my favorite things? Sometimes, at night, I am wide awake. WIDE AWAKE. It’ll be 11:00 and like Bono I’m over there, WIDE AWAKE! WIDE AWAAAAKE! I’m not sleeping. But I force myself to go to bed anyway, as my alarm goes off at 6:35 a.m. 5:35 if I …

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Brace yourself: When I sat down here to write you, my computer told me it has more updates. In other less-predictable news, Edsel got his heart medicine one month ago today. One of the bottles had a month’s supply in it, and today there are exactly two pills left. He got his morning pill just …

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Here’s a mistake I made. Do you like Reddit? I like Reddit. This weekend, I started reading a Reddit thread that asked, “If you signed an NDA and it’s expired, what exciting thing can you reveal now?” There were the usual “This celebrity is a jerk” and “This corporation is ripping you off,” nothing terribly …

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I like to wake up and drink a full 8-ounce bottle of water right away, so I’m ahead of myself in the water department. But today, as I was chugging my water standing before the fridge, I could feel my throat was a little sore. Then I was just leaning over getting something out of …

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