Lean times

I just had a rushed, fairly disappointing lunch of Lean Cuisine spaghetti and some sautéed spinach, and really, I don't see how Lean Cuisine spaghetti could be anything BUT disappointing, but I am broke and here's why. My little black foster kitten is sick, and I keep spending money on food and different food and … Continue reading Lean times

You know what’s hilarious? When people say, Life’s a beach. Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I went to the beach. The only shoes I packed. My coworker Lottie Blanco, and her wife, Lottie Blanco, got a beach house on an island for a week, and invited friends to come along. Take it to the bridge Squee It was a great house. It was damaged by the hurricane last fall, so … Continue reading You know what’s hilarious? When people say, Life’s a beach. Oh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

She is risen. She is making coffee.

I know it's weird I'm writing on a Sunday, especially on a national holiday, but if you stop twisting your hankie in shock, you'll see there's a logical explanation. You'll be at peace. Smoking your peace pipe. What was in a peace pipe? Was it the maryjane? Or just regular tobacco that you can buy … Continue reading She is risen. She is making coffee.

Midnight. Not a sound on the pavement.

Does it drive you berserk that there's always something on your phone/computer that needs updating? "Would you like to update now?" No, I'd like you to go fuck yourself, you dramatic motherfucker. You do NOT need updating. You just got updated last week. Now this is starting to sound like my marriage, fmr. Anyway, I … Continue reading Midnight. Not a sound on the pavement.

The one where Hulk just finally turns off his computer and walks away forever.

On Friday, I was at work when my phone rang. My phone rings so rarely, and when it does it's usually "credit card services" letting me know "there's nothing wrong with my account" but that I can get a "zero-interest-rate" deal if I press 1. They seem immune to me telling them to go away. … Continue reading The one where Hulk just finally turns off his computer and walks away forever.

On top of Old Smokey and everything else, I forgot a dang title

I bought Food Lion–brand French Roast this week. It was less than half the price of my usual brand, which is Starbucks French Roast. And do you know it's delicious? It's just as good as my expensive kind, and I have no idea when I turned into such a dreadful bore, but there it is. … Continue reading On top of Old Smokey and everything else, I forgot a dang title

In my white box, with black-ish moods, near the station

I have a Facebook page, called (Face)Book of June (it's set to private, I think, if you're looking for it). Anyway, on there, I asked, Why are people leaving fewer blog comments? I have the same numbers of readers, pretty much, but fewer comments. People said things like, "I'd have to scroll to get to … Continue reading In my white box, with black-ish moods, near the station