Friday night here in Greensboro was a wet affair. It was exactly how fall nights should be: windy, occasionally rainy, the damp leaves shivering on the trees. I was acutely aware of the night, because I was sitting silently in my house, catching up on some freelance editing. I've had freelance work almost every single … Continue reading June gets murdered up.
An old boyfriend of mine--from way back in the '90s when we wore clunky black shoes like it was sexy--went on a trip out west recently, and as a result has been showing photos on Facebook. "It's like a new version of making someone watch your vacation slides," he said. The point is, he showed … Continue reading June starts out normal, then gets pretty kvetchy at the end
I was just uploading photos from my phone onto my computer mom boreeng and I saw among the photos a video on there that was half an hour long. "?" I asked myself. seer y uslee, we so ober this story I clicked play. It was a blank screen the whole time. You could hear … Continue reading June accidentally records her life. As opposed to this tome.
I woke up with a migraine today and dragged self to work because trouper. So since I'm barely alive, let's tell death stories today. Yesterday at work, during our 3 o'clock walk, we were telling stories of weird things that happened when someone died or afterward. I love stories like that. So tell me yours. … Continue reading Death stories. Because this is a happy place.
It's been cloudy and rainy and ridiculous for days, and my floor back here is all muddy despite wiping these damn eight dog feets every time they come in. Note: Get mud entrance rug, for god's sake. The point is, after breakfast, those three seconds where the dogs have breakfast, they like to go back … Continue reading Old crow
I haven't done any Freaky Friday tales lately because as far as I know, I'm out of them. If you sent me one and I never published it, tell me in an email and I will look for it. Do you have any idea how many emails I get a day? They get lost, man. … Continue reading Return of Freaky Friday. OooooooWEEEEEEOooooooo!
Nobody freak out, but I deactivated my Facebook account again. It was just so peaceful without it. I got back on there to wish Ned a happy birthday back in June, then I thought, well, I'd be a fool to not leave it up for my birthday, because I am a giant ass. Anyway, am … Continue reading I still don’t really know what it sounds like when doves cry
As I was logging in today, there was an article on the side of the log-in page called something like, "Seven Blogging Mistakes You're Probably Making." Probably rule number one is blogging about what you see on your sign-in page. Also, I understand that some yahoo somewhere determined we all stampede to articles with numbers … Continue reading Eight Ways to Irk June
As I said the other day, and why don't you pay attention to me when I'm talking, on Fridays, I will report for you a freaky story told to me by a reader. Several have rolled in, and here's the first one. I read this LATE AT NIGHT when I was ALONE and thanks a … Continue reading Get Your Freak On with June