Went to see Miracle on 34th Street with TinaDoris and Dick Whitman and my forehead wrinkle last night and now I'm running late. So I will leave you with a few seasonal greetings. No, I'm sorry, we have to revisit this one: Wow. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
It's Monday night and I got out of work, went to the eye doctor and picked up my contacts, got some super-extra-healthy Chinese food, did my workout which was probably useless seeing as I ate Lot's Wife in salt with that Chinese food, then proceeded to start my Christmas cards. First of all, I got … Continue reading Merry Christmas! I’m divorced! Also, your Thanksgiving pictures are here. So shut up now. Have I said Merry Christmas yet?
I just got home from Michigan, and man, what a short, fun ride THAT is, but the good news is Ned and I still like each other. Which, you know. Twenty-six hours in the car with somebody, plus the whole meeting-the-family thing, it was touch and go. But we're still a go. I put my … Continue reading June captures her trip on film. Story at 11:00.
Before I forget, because you know how I am and I know I STILL owe someone Abraham Lincoln band-aids and I have no idea who, I wanted to announce that we're gonna do the "send-me-a-picture-from-your-Thanksgiving" thing again, even though it liked to kill me last time. The rules are these. Send me ONE (Joann) photo … Continue reading : (. LOL! (Could not hate self more.)
I am in something of a rush today, but fortunately not listening to Rush, so this post will be stupid, as opposed to all the times it is profound. I went out with Ned last night--we had salads. Oh, gee, I guess I should have warned you to sit down first, with the salad unusualness. … Continue reading One of my stupider posts. Read on! Aren’t you encouraged?
I just realized yesterday afternoon that my PUR water filter was no longer working. There's this teensy what-am-I-a-bat?-who-can-see-this? light on the side of the filter that, when it's done working, flashes red. ROXANNE! You don't have to put on your red light! ROXXXANE! And also my PUR bat light! What's stupid is, then I went … Continue reading If a picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I shut up?
So I'm reading that dirty book 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy or whatever, and man is it dumb. And can I put it down? Why do some dumb books suck us in (see: Twilight)? I mean, I consider myself above average in intelligence. Does everyone think they're above average in intelligence, just like everyone thinks … Continue reading Random shots and a dirty book. Am totally tired of the phrase “random.” “That’s random!” Oh, shut up.
It is 9:41 p.m. and I just got off the phone with ...friend and I am trying to avoid doing the second half of my Tracy Chapman workout DVD. Which is dumb because it's continuing to work really well and I cannot quite get enough of my hotness and figure it's all uphill from here. … Continue reading Stuff lying around on my desktop
So now I have to drag out old posts to keep you amused. THERE IS A LOT OF WORK. I don't know if I've mentioned that. Anyway, here is May of 2010, when I still had my beloved wonderful Winston, and Henry was a bitty kitten. Ahh, summer. Hey, Winston! What doing? Henry here to … Continue reading Winston’s peaceful existence. A thing of the past.
In my quest to just show you pictures from my week in order to save time blogging so I can get my 394949339 pages of editing work done, I, you know, took a lot of pictures. Then this morning I went to upload them and could not find them and just spent 35 minutes with … Continue reading June and Silent Blog Strike Back
Yesterday I mostly worked. Someone took advantage of my distractedness to do the forbidden. Laundry. The dining room table is a lovely place to neatly store it. And a statistics textbook that needs mailed. Got glared at. Talked to Dick Whitman on phone. "Hey! Send me pictures you took on your birthday!" So he did. … Continue reading June the Mime Continues Her Wordless-ish Blog
Dudes. You have no idea how much work I have to do. Which is good, right? I have had one day with no work to do since I got laid off, and yay. I am glad. Hey, maybe it's that damn job candle. But Faithful Reader LaUral sent me 700 pages of stuff, and I … Continue reading Wordless Week June
Even though Faithful Reader Laurie TOTALLY COCKBLOCKED me, Ima show you my dog nativity scene. And see? If you do not read the comments and/or you are not on Pie on the Face--the Facebook group for people who do not waste enough time reading this blog, but who must ignore their loved ones EVEN MORE … Continue reading The first noel, the angels did woof
Now that my life is back to normal, I mean, as normal as the life of someone with this hair and 34959502 pets can be, I can finally show all y'all the pictures you sent me on Thanksgiving day last week. Of course, it has not escaped my notice that I am finally showing these … Continue reading At laaaaaaast!
EDSEL: I bord. TALLULAH: Me two. Let do thing where we bug mom. Let moan at her and paw at her and staaar at her till she make us go in room, then she hide treetz for uz to fynd. EDSEL: Okaaa! TALLULAH: Okay. We hiding in room. Theenk mom is getting treeetz for us? … Continue reading Roger meets with an untimely end. A drama in 86 parts.
I wrote a whole post last night, and then for who-knows-what reason, I decided to throw in an old ad from Pearl Drops Tooth Polish, and going to YouTube to get it made my whole screen freeze up and I lost the post. Rest assured it was the Greatest Post Ever Writen, and now that … Continue reading M-m-m-m. It’s a great feeling to lose your post.
First of all, it's not good that this is happening, right? A VINE is growing in my HOUSE. I mean, hi. Welcome, Nature. I went outside and pulled all the vines I could, even though some of them have scary scary spiderwebs on them and YES, I homelessed a spider or two, okay? I have … Continue reading Chew and a choo-choo
Yesterday, I took the kittens to the vet for their shots, and I was quite worried about skinny Anderson. He is 11 days older than Roger and weighs HALF what Roger does. I looked in my photos to show you an example of how much bigger Roger is, but I found this shot of Edsel … Continue reading 00000000 (Anderson Cooper wrote this title)(It’s not at all annoying when he walks across the keyboard)
I have never wanted the dogs to be on the couch, if you want to know the truth. It was always Marvin who allowed it, and who wanted the dogs in the bed, too. There is a tacky joke here about Marvin's new single life, but I will remain the Grace Kelly I always am … Continue reading SCRAM! And I am not a Vermicious Knid.
Hi! Look! I am actually WRITING THINGS today! Although I am doing so around the skinny, purring body of Anderson Cooper, who cannot stop spinning in happy circles in front of me. I have to write this quickly because I am off to our nation's capitol this morning to celebrate my friend Sleeping Beauty and … Continue reading Hangin’ at the Capitol