Merry Christmas! I’m divorced! Also, your Thanksgiving pictures are here. So shut up now. Have I said Merry Christmas yet?

It's Monday night and I got out of work, went to the eye doctor and picked up my contacts, got some super-extra-healthy Chinese food, did my workout which was probably useless seeing as I ate Lot's Wife in salt with that Chinese food, then proceeded to start my Christmas cards. First of all, I got … Continue reading Merry Christmas! I’m divorced! Also, your Thanksgiving pictures are here. So shut up now. Have I said Merry Christmas yet?

June captures her trip on film. Story at 11:00.

I just got home from Michigan, and man, what a short, fun ride THAT is, but the good news is Ned and I still like each other. Which, you know. Twenty-six hours in the car with somebody, plus the whole meeting-the-family thing, it was touch and go. But we're still a go. I put my … Continue reading June captures her trip on film. Story at 11:00.

: (. LOL! (Could not hate self more.)

Before I forget, because you know how I am and I know I STILL owe someone Abraham Lincoln band-aids and I have no idea who, I wanted to announce that we're gonna do the "send-me-a-picture-from-your-Thanksgiving" thing again, even though it liked to kill me last time. The rules are these. Send me ONE (Joann) photo … Continue reading : (. LOL! (Could not hate self more.)

One of my stupider posts. Read on! Aren’t you encouraged?

I am in something of a rush today, but fortunately not listening to Rush, so this post will be stupid, as opposed to all the times it is profound. I went out with Ned last night--we had salads. Oh, gee, I guess I should have warned you to sit down first, with the salad unusualness. … Continue reading One of my stupider posts. Read on! Aren’t you encouraged?

If a picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I shut up?

I just realized yesterday afternoon that my PUR water filter was no longer working. There's this teensy what-am-I-a-bat?-who-can-see-this? light on the side of the filter that, when it's done working, flashes red. ROXANNE! You don't have to put on your red light! ROXXXANE! And also my PUR bat light! What's stupid is, then I went … Continue reading If a picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I shut up?

Random shots and a dirty book. Am totally tired of the phrase “random.” “That’s random!” Oh, shut up.

So I'm reading that dirty book 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy or whatever, and man is it dumb. And can I put it down? Why do some dumb books suck us in (see: Twilight)? I mean, I consider myself above average in intelligence. Does everyone think they're above average in intelligence, just like everyone thinks … Continue reading Random shots and a dirty book. Am totally tired of the phrase “random.” “That’s random!” Oh, shut up.

Winston’s peaceful existence. A thing of the past.

So now I have to drag out old posts to keep you amused. THERE IS A LOT OF WORK. I don't know if I've mentioned that. Anyway, here is May of 2010, when I still had my beloved wonderful Winston, and Henry was a bitty kitten. Ahh, summer. Hey, Winston! What doing? Henry here to … Continue reading Winston’s peaceful existence. A thing of the past.

June the Mime Continues Her Wordless-ish Blog

Yesterday I mostly worked. Someone took advantage of my distractedness to do the forbidden. Laundry. The dining room table is a lovely place to neatly store it. And a statistics textbook that needs mailed. Got glared at. Talked to Dick Whitman on phone. "Hey! Send me pictures you took on your birthday!" So he did. … Continue reading June the Mime Continues Her Wordless-ish Blog

The first noel, the angels did woof

Even though Faithful Reader Laurie TOTALLY COCKBLOCKED me, Ima show you my dog nativity scene. And see? If you do not read the comments and/or you are not on Pie on the Face--the Facebook group for people who do not waste enough time reading this blog, but who must ignore their loved ones EVEN MORE … Continue reading The first noel, the angels did woof

Roger meets with an untimely end. A drama in 86 parts.

EDSEL: I bord. TALLULAH: Me two. Let do thing where we bug mom. Let moan at her and paw at her and staaar at her till she make us go in room, then she hide treetz for uz to fynd. EDSEL: Okaaa! TALLULAH: Okay. We hiding in room. Theenk mom is getting treeetz for us? … Continue reading Roger meets with an untimely end. A drama in 86 parts.

M-m-m-m. It’s a great feeling to lose your post.

I wrote a whole post last night, and then for who-knows-what reason, I decided to throw in an old ad from Pearl Drops Tooth Polish, and going to YouTube to get it made my whole screen freeze up and I lost the post. Rest assured it was the Greatest Post Ever Writen, and now that … Continue reading M-m-m-m. It’s a great feeling to lose your post.

00000000 (Anderson Cooper wrote this title)(It’s not at all annoying when he walks across the keyboard)

Yesterday, I took the kittens to the vet for their shots, and I was quite worried about skinny Anderson. He is 11 days older than Roger and weighs HALF what Roger does. I looked in my photos to show you an example of how much bigger Roger is, but I found this shot of Edsel … Continue reading 00000000 (Anderson Cooper wrote this title)(It’s not at all annoying when he walks across the keyboard)