BOOM! That's what woke me up today. Lottie did her usual crying to get out of her crate at 6:30, and I was half-asleep when I took her out, fed her, then slammed my damn bedroom door so I could sleep JUST A LITTLE GODDAMN LONGER, PLEASE GOD. And I did sleep, knowing full well… Continue reading Cracked
Look what I did! I set up my computer yesterday, because I am a computer gooo rooo. It only took 53 minutes of talking to someone in India who put "you know" in every sentence. "Now to check your, you know, modem." In fact, I DON'T know. Also, when I just imitated him, in my… Continue reading June and Grey Gardens
Good morning! Who needs to get past her webcam? Who needs to not show you her hair in the a.m.? It is bad enough in the p.m. Since I have been unable to talk to you for reals, what with this lack of computer issue--did you know I was having computer issues?--there is now so… Continue reading In which June mentions NEW COMPUTER not at all
I don't know if I remembered to mention that ridiculous Roger chewed the cord that attaches my iPhone to the computer, so I have been unable to download pictures from my camera. Why do I have pets? Then it hit me (ow.) that I bought a plug-into-the-wall recharger thingie® (official name for it) and I… Continue reading Don’t go chasing starfishfalls. I know that made no sense.
Nothing says happy holidays like an orange "please rescue our pets other than that black-and-white-one in the back room" sticker. I'm in the middle of proofreading a deposition, and all I can think of is all of you who took my survey the other day, who said, "I get so sad when I look… Continue reading June, who looks a little like Dame Edna, sends her holiday regards